mjmooney Posted November 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2014 A Dinosaur What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Shut up.Source. Having read that site I now know where Bob Dylan got the lyrics for the Basement Tapes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 I like this one - In The Tree what did the orange do in the tree? orange buisness http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/102682193764/in-the-tree 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post useless Posted December 1, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 1, 2014 (edited) Rolf Harris, Dave Lee Travis and Stuart Hall walk into a bar. And the Irish barman says.......... ''Not Yewtree again'' Edited December 1, 2014 by useless 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 I have just finished watching the Japanese porn version of The Wizard of Oz - I particularly liked the big song and dance number "swallow the yellow dick's load." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 That could've been embarrassing. The wife walked in and caught me wanking over Maria Sharapova. I was actually watching Loose Women but managed to flick over and get my cock out in time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Why couldn't the coastguard save the Hippie, who was lost at sea? Cus he was too far out, man! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 I told my patient there was good news and bad news. He asked, "What's the bad news?" I said, "You've got cancer." "Oh ****," he gasped. "And the good news?" I replied, "You won't be ginger for much longer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 What did the blind man say when passing by the fish monger? "Hello, ladies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 12, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted December 12, 2014 What did the blind man say when passing by the fish monger? "Hello, ladies." One of my favourite jokes. Although I add a long exaggerated sniff before the "hello ladies" when I tell it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 The man who designs Big John Carew's eyebrows does not like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Right on cue, Paul Gascoigne has arrived in Sydney Australia with a can of lager and a fishing rod 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 "Islamic State terrorists hold up Lindt shop" Great! I love Choc Isis. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattboyslim Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Chinese takeaway £10.90. Petrol to get there and back £2.00. Realising that you got all the way home without one of the containers. Riceless. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted December 18, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted December 18, 2014 Just saw on the news that some poor bastard was trapped in a room full of Australians. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 19, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted December 19, 2014 The man who designs Big John Carew's eyebrows does not like this. Obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Risso Posted December 23, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 23, 2014 Why did the sperm cross the road?Because I put on the wrong sock this morning. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponky Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Two cannibals are talking at a party. "How are you going? " says one. "I'm having a ball" says the other. ... Later in the evening the first cannibal is feeling unwell and decides to leave the party. As he is walking home he passes the missionary in the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mattboyslim Posted December 31, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 31, 2014 Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning and find a Tesco had been built next to his house. It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Stevie g was going to write abook about his time at Liverpool but it hasn't got a title yet 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Did you hear about the Guy who had his whole left side eaten by a shark.. he's all right now ! ! !................ I will get my coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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