Nigel Posted May 1, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2014 That last page was a right cracker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 I'm sure this page will be back to the usual standard.................... I don't know what is , but this morning I feel like I've been twelve rounds with Audley Harrison............. Absolutely fine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Vegetarian: Ancient name for a villager who does not know how to hunt or fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Really? Its not even crap funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Facts are not always funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Following racist accusations, Jeremy Clarkson has said as a goodwill gesture, and to prove it was all a big misunderstanding he'll invite Lenny Henry onto Top Gear as the Star in the reasonably priced car. Just as soon as the production team fit a Tracker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 What do you call a man with a spade in his head. Doug What do you call a man who has been repeatedly been hit round the head with a spade? Doug Ellis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Designer1 Posted May 2, 2014 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted May 2, 2014 Vegetarian: Ancient name for a villager who does not know how to hunt or fish. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 What do you call a man with a spade in his head. Jeremy Clarkson? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted May 6, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 6, 2014 As a moth my life was going nowhere, I had nothing to look forward to ...then I saw the light! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Liverpool in talks with Henry Heimlich on taking over at the club as he has great experience in dealing with chokers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Anyone fancy a glass of "Liverpool red"... apparently it's bottled at Selhurst Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 At the New Rangers game on the weekend someone threw a one pound coin onto the pitch. Police are trying to figure out if it was a missle or a takeover bid. I don't know what this is. Is not a joke. Its not a news story close to of any kind. I don't dare to ask about the logic of this. I like that joke actually, it's the only thing he's ever written on here that's close to being funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Gerry Adams got arrested again.................... they think he's connected to the disappearance of all the Liverpool fans on facebook 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 The Nigerian Government are now offering a $3million reward for the safe return of the missing girls. All you need to do is to provide your name, address, date of birth, bank details and mother's maiden name. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted May 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2014 At a recent job interview: What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths? Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not. And your strengths? I'm Batman. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Erm. You may want to edit/delete that VJ. /libel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 A Lorry full of chickens has overturned this morning on the M60. Police say they were travelling back from Anfield, where Liverpool FC had been counting them for the last 8-10 weeks. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillz Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I can't stand Russian dolls.They're so full of themselves. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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