smetrov Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smetrov Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Wikileaks for kids: There's no Santa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Shock news as Feargal Sharkey is named as Englands number one goalkeeper.Roy Hodgson said "A good Hart, these days, is hard to find." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smetrov Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I'm wearing that new breadcrumb scented after-shave... The birds love it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I'm determined to kick my Blondie obsession one way or another Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 My Mom said that I have a serious problem letting others assist me. She thinks I should seek help. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 I'm determined to kick my Blondie obsession one way or another that's as old as my underpants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewiek2 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 A lad I know has just had a double whammy of bad news... His Thai wife has just been diagnosed with Prostrate Cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 10, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 10, 2013 What? She's lying down? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 What? She's lying down? Probably.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 What's the definition of disgusting? Shoving 7 oysters up your grandma and sucking out 8. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaAsh Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 new low? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 What's the definition of disgusting? Shoving 7 oysters up your grandma and sucking out 8. Nearly threw up in my mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Spoony Posted October 11, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 11, 2013 I invited Arnold Schwartzenegger to a classical music themed fancy dress party. He said "I'll be Bach". 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted October 11, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 11, 2013 If Adnan Januzaj is allowed to play for England in 5 years does that mean Madeleine Mccann can play for Portugal? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 11, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 11, 2013 This is brilliant.The 29 stages of a Twitterstorm 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw95 Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 This is brilliant. The 29 stages of a Twitterstorm Fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 This is brilliant. The 29 stages of a Twitterstorm Fantastic And explains why I wouldn't use Twatter in a million years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Meath_Villan Posted October 12, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 12, 2013 A policeman searched me in a Nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs."It's not my fault," I said, "Every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again.""Do you really expect me to believe that?" he laughed.I said, "I'll prove it to you if you want me to!""Go on then." he smiled, handing me the bag.After flushing them, he looked at me and said, "Well, show me your pocket then." "What for?" I asked. He said, "The drugs." I said, "What drugs?" 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Meath_Villan Posted October 12, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 12, 2013 they reckon John Lennon would have loved online shopping........ Imagine all the paypal 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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