thunderball Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 20 minutes ago, useless said: Don't think we will be signing a player like Grant unless one of Samatta or Wesley are leaving, as we won't be signing him as first choice to solve our goals scoring issue at premier league level. I think 4 or 5 strikers, three of who will be 22/23 isnt a stretch. I think Davis will not be here next season, maybe on loan somewhere. I think a season at Brentford would do him good if they dont get up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jareth Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 (edited) Anyone remember Mendy? (Was it Mendy or Lendy?). Literally the world's least able ITK. Edited July 31, 2020 by Jareth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRO Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Jareth said: Anyone remember Mendy? (Was it Mendy or Lendy?). Literally the world's least able ITK. I remember "Hairy Hands" he was an ITK Edited July 31, 2020 by TRO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alreadyexists Posted July 31, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted July 31, 2020 (edited) To be honest I find the fake ITK’s that are just rubbish so funny that I almost prefer them. Especially when they get caught out and have to back track Edited July 31, 2020 by alreadyexists 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jareth Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Just now, TRO said: I remember "Hairy Hands" he was a ITK Hairy Hands was for real - one of Lambert's staff no?. Mendi turned up a short time afterwards, was clearly some kid in Thailand or something but it was so funny because it was so nearly the bad ITK as we know it, just with odd sentences that were non-English in every way but adversely were really humorous. Absolute legend. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenjiOgiwara Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 6 minutes ago, alreadyexists said: To be honest I find the fake ITK’s that are just rubbish so funny that I almost prefer them. Especially when they get caught out and have to back track Wasn't there a woman on here who had Defoe in her basement or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRO Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 8 minutes ago, Jareth said: Hairy Hands was for real - one of Lambert's staff no?. Mendi turned up a short time afterwards, was clearly some kid in Thailand or something but it was so funny because it was so nearly the bad ITK as we know it, just with odd sentences that were non-English in every way but adversely were really humorous. Absolute legend. I don't know....Lamberts hands were hairy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMAICAN-VILLAN Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 46 minutes ago, useless said: Don't think we will be signing a player like Grant unless one of Samatta or Wesley are leaving, as we won't be signing him as first choice to solve our goals scoring issue at premier league level. Sure I saw some kind of "Story" saying we would be looking to "Cut our losses" with Samatta a couple of days ago. So you could be on to something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JAMAICAN-VILLAN Posted July 31, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted July 31, 2020 3 minutes ago, KenjiOgiwara said: Wasn't there a woman on here who had Defoe in her basement or something? Julie B the legend? 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRO Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 (edited) 11 minutes ago, alreadyexists said: To be honest I find the fake ITK’s that are just rubbish so funny that I almost prefer them. Especially when they get caught out and have to back track I like it when they make me feel good for days, by claiming a top player is coming in......then reality strikes and depression kicks in........but those dreaming days are brilliant. you just know they are talking Bollox, but its fantasy land and makes you feel good.....its either that or magic muchrooms. Edited July 31, 2020 by TRO 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Okonokos Posted July 31, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted July 31, 2020 Nobody beat MYSTERYMAN for reliability. Him and his exclamation mark. 13 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRO Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Okonokos said: Nobody beat MYSTERYMAN for reliability. Him and his exclamation mark. What if "Mysteryman"...."Julie B".....and "Hairy Hands" was all the same person? where are they when you need them? Edited July 31, 2020 by TRO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villan-scott Posted July 31, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted July 31, 2020 10 minutes ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said: Julie B the legend? Julie B is still around on Twitter. Not so ITK anymore. Since Dale Stephens escaped. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyblade Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Just found out that I'm ITK. So I have it on good authority that Futt Boler is a player that Aston Villa are interested in. I am told they may or may not make an inquiry before they prepare to table a bid before the transfer window slams shut. The fee is thought to be in the region of 0-100m pounds give or take, and we could see things progress quickly, if both teams are inclined to do so. I'll be monitoring the situation. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaHatesMe Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 42 minutes ago, alreadyexists said: “AgentVilla” says we are after Grant... but who the F is agentvilla!? I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GENTLEMAN Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Keyblade said: Just found out that I'm ITK. So I have it on good authority that Futt Boler is a player that Aston Villa are interested in. I am told they may or may not make an inquiry before they prepare to table a bid before the transfer window slams shut. The fee is thought to be in the region of 0-100m pounds give or take, and we could see things progress quickly, if both teams are inclined to do so. I'll be monitoring the situation. Nearly googled "Futt Boler" then 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRO Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Keyblade said: Just found out that I'm ITK. So I have it on good authority that Futt Boler is a player that Aston Villa are interested in. I am told they may or may not make an inquiry before they prepare to table a bid before the transfer window slams shut. The fee is thought to be in the region of 0-100m pounds give or take, and we could see things progress quickly, if both teams are inclined to do so. I'll be monitoring the situation. you've made my day....is he German, with big strong thighs?....."easy tiger". I understand we are also looking at Gross Dresser a silky skilled Austrian winger with a colourful flamboyant style....scores regularly.....fee undisclosed....popular in the dressing room allegedly. so quick you can't see his arse for dust. Edited July 31, 2020 by TRO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir_gary_cahill Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 57 minutes ago, alreadyexists said: “AgentVilla” says we are after Grant... but who the F is agentvilla!? Thanks, I think he’s a very good centre forward and he is alright too. He’s a poacher, he’d thrive in our team 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 29 minutes ago, TRO said: What if "Mysteryman"...."Julie B".....and "Hairy Hands" was all the same person? where are they when you need them? Ask Scuba Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LxYoungAVFC Posted July 31, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted July 31, 2020 34 minutes ago, TRO said: What if "Mysteryman"...."Julie B".....and "Hairy Hands" was all the same person? where are they when you need them? I really enjoyed "The Trees" keeping an eye on all flights in and out of BHX. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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