Ingram85 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 16 minutes ago, rjw63 said: This thread was made for @Voinjama Dont '@' him, he might bloody appear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Just now, Ingram85 said: Dont '@' him, he might bloody appear. Oh and don't forget @Morpheus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ingram85 Posted December 20, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2019 19 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Oh and don't forget @Morpheus Jesus, I'd forgot about all that lol. They were some strange strange times. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 39 minutes ago, Ingram85 said: Dont '@' him, he might bloody appear. It’ll only happen if you say the username 3 times in a mirror..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted December 20, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2019 1 minute ago, bannedfromHandV said: It’ll only happen if you say the username 3 times in a toilet mirror..... FTFY. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 I have so many weird things I do. After a shower I wipe the water off my body with my hands before grabbing a towel. Walking between rooms at home I often bowl a few imaginary cricket balls. I have a plastic step from IKEA that I put my feet on while taking a dump. My guilty reading pleasure is Jack Reacher novels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 16 minutes ago, AVFC_Hitz said: I have so many weird things I do. After a shower I wipe the water off my body with my hands before grabbing a towel. Walking between rooms at home I often bowl a few imaginary cricket balls. I have a plastic step from IKEA that I put my feet on while taking a dump. My guilty reading pleasure is Jack Reacher novels. Nothing wrong with that, he's sold 200 million books! I have them all of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 20, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2019 40 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Nothing wrong with that, he's sold 200 million books! I have them all of course What, all 200 million? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 1 minute ago, mjmooney said: What, all 200 million? Damn, ya got me there Googles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 I had a good idea for humans with regards to evolution, the distended anus. So I drew detailed pictures of how the distention works, and how it would reduce the amount of splash back from toilets with large water to rim ratios. I don't think jenene from help desk was that bothered, but I'm slapping a patent on it as soon as I get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPower_14 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 For some reason, a decade or so ago I began standing to wipe. I have no idea how or why this started, because I definitely was a sitting wiper as a child. It's too long ago to remember the pros and cons at the time that led me to change. After a recent discussion at work about this, the vast majority seemed to be in the sitting camp, and considered standing really weird. I thought i'd try sitting again based on that feedback, and it's a revelation. Way less toilet paper required overall, and seemingly less chance of paper rolling off and getting stuck in my arse hair. Anyway, despite reverting to the old method, 10+ years of post-shit muscle memory will still get me to stand once i've finished snapping one off most of the time. I'm getting there but it's a process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Not Jack Reacher but I have read all of the James Patterson Alex Cross series. **** they are badly ghost written but I love that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 20, 2019 Moderator Share Posted December 20, 2019 I realised I had another one of these the other day. Sliced bread when making sandwiches, the two pieces of bread must match shape so there is no overlap, so the bread gets taken out then the two slices that are going together have to be separated as if opening a book 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 51 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: I had a good idea for humans with regards to evolution, the distended anus. So I drew detailed pictures of how the distention works, and how it would reduce the amount of splash back from toilets with large water to rim ratios. I don't think jenene from help desk was that bothered, but I'm slapping a patent on it as soon as I get home. I'm picturing that as working like a xenomorph's extended jaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 28 minutes ago, Wainy316 said: I'm picturing that as working like a xenomorph's extended jaw Yea kinda. The closest example I have is this beautiful moment from walking with dinosaurs; That, and my anus would have more teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted December 20, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2019 13 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: That, and my anus would have more teeth. Open goal... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 3, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted January 3, 2020 On 09/12/2019 at 12:58, bannedfromHandV said: I pee in the shower every single time I have a shower irrespective of whether I need a wee or not. I recently told my girlfriend and she thinks it's disgusting but I kinda thought most people did it. Even if I don't need a piss I end up pissing in the shower 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 3, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted January 3, 2020 (edited) I often shout random stuff if I'm on my own. Like in the car or in the flat on my own. I'll just bellow out some nonsense "SCOOBEDY BEE BOP DABA KOOTYAH!". But I mean shout it, especially in the car, like top of my voice red faced shout. I often wonder if I have some mild tourettes because I don't really do it intentionally, but I seem to be able to restrain myself if I'm in public or with anyone. I'm too shy to ask people to move out of the way at shops. I just pretend that I'm interested in a different product on the shelf that's near the person who is in my way and wait for them to move. I often have urges to do something that would hurt me a lot or kill me. Just little flashes. Like if I'm holding a knife I'll have this little tiny urge to shove it into my eyeball or something. Or drive my car into a truck. That's pretty weird. Sometimes I think about something I've done, and wonder if I'm the only person in the world to have ever done that. But it'll be really normal stuff like, spreading flora onto a piece of bread instead of butter. And obviously I'm not the only person to have ever done that, but it's like a bit of my brain decides I am and I have to convince it that that's obviously not true. If I think to myself something like "did I lock the door?" then I HAVE to go and check. Even if I can specifically remember locking the door, I have to get out of bed and check. It's actually quite annoying. Sometimes I feel so tired I can't be bothered to go to bed. So I just carry on doing whatever I'm doing getting more and more tired, in the knowledge that it'll mean I get less sleep and be even more tired in the morning. Edited January 3, 2020 by Stevo985 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 I eat all pudding, no matter how big or small with a tea spoon, I always eat cereal with a soup spoon. We have one soup spoon in the house, specifically for this purpose. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 3, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted January 3, 2020 Just now, Seat68 said: I eat all pudding, no matter how big or small with a tea spoon, I always eat cereal with a soup spoon. We have one soup spoon in the house, specifically for this purpose. It's not a soup spoon, but I also have one spoon that I eat cereal with. I call it my favourite spoon. Even if it's dirty I'll wash it up especially to eat my cereal with. If my gf uses it then I get annoyed with her in a jokey way. But really I'm not joking, it does actually annoy me. Even though it's her spoon. She bought it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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