Popular Post bannedfromHandV Posted December 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 9, 2019 (edited) 14 minutes ago, rjw63 said: WHAT? Does she not know it saves water, by not flushing the bog? Exactly right? To be fair she drew the short straw this last week massively, last Tuesday I busted up my foot pretty bad trying to play football......she'd been away for two nights staying at a friends dogsitting. Anyway, during those two days I managed to properly block the toilet up, like real bad, the worst shit smelling foulness imaginable, had a go at unblocking it myself but couldn't make any headway....... then I came home injured and in relative agony so she sorted it, elbow deep in a toilet filled with my shit/piss/spunk. What a trooper she is. Edited December 9, 2019 by bannedfromHandV 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derryvillan Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Straggler said: I can't put my left shoe on first. If I try to do my left shoe first it's like i have forgotten how to put shoes on. Put my right shoe on and the left one goes on no problem. It's the weirdest mental block and I have no idea why it happens. I'm the opposite.Are you left handed or is it just the way it is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Withnail Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Sid4ever said: Exactly this even extends to the central heating in the house and air conditioning in the car I do primes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 I always have the air conditioning on in the car at the lowest possible temperature, even in the depths of winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 Number levels whether its TV/radio volume or whatever is only acceptable in even numbers or blocks of five. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sharkyvilla Posted December 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 9, 2019 I usually wear two pairs of socks to work and then wear them two days running. I also sometimes use that app that turns your face into a woman's and masturbate to it. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 Just now, sharkyvilla said: I usually wear two pairs of socks to work and then wear them two days running. I also sometimes use that app that turns your face into a woman's and masturbate to it. Don't start on the deviances, this thread will shut quicker than a tart's legs who's seen your wallet is empty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted December 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 9, 2019 2 hours ago, sharkyvilla said: I also sometimes use that app that turns your face into a woman's and masturbate to it. I usually just go through the Rogues Gallery, but I’ll try this next time instead. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted December 10, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 10, 2019 When I was a kid, the wallpaper in my bedroom was that textured stuff, all different sized tiny bubbles. I used to lie in bed with my head about an inch from the wall and watch them move around a bit. Some of them had races and I used to commentate on it. I think of those bubbles often. I kinda miss those little guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 42 minutes ago, choffer said: When I was a kid, the wallpaper in my bedroom was that textured stuff, all different sized tiny bubbles. I used to lie in bed with my head about an inch from the wall and watch them move around a bit. Some of them had races and I used to commentate on it. I think of those bubbles often. I kinda miss those little guys. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted December 10, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 10, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Ingram85 said: On 08/12/2019 at 21:29, NurembergVillan said: No judgment, no recourse, just an amnesty... To be fair though, as I was typing it, I did wonder if it sounded like a @useless post Edited December 10, 2019 by choffer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 I often speak gibberish to my two cats. It's like a mashup of Spanish, Japanese and Greek. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 10, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, maqroll said: I often speak gibberish to my two cats. It's like a mashup of Spanish, Japanese and Greek. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 23 hours ago, Ingram85 said: Number levels whether its TV/radio volume or whatever is only acceptable in even numbers or blocks of five. My other half does this. In response, I bump it up/down by one every time she looks away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bickster Posted December 10, 2019 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted December 10, 2019 I really hate eating with a knife and fork from different cutlery sets 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 On 09/12/2019 at 17:19, Ingram85 said: Number levels whether its TV/radio volume or whatever is only acceptable in even numbers or blocks of five. Mine have to be on even numbers except 4 and 6, which has to be rounded up/down to a 5. No 1’s, 3’s, 4’s, 6’s 7’s or 9’s I also have a massive fear of hamstring cramp and almost walked out of Hamilton because of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 22 hours ago, Morley_crosses_to_Withe said: I usually just go through the Rogues Gallery, but I’ll try this next time instead. Ask @Rugeley Villa nicely and I’m sure he’ll PM you a nude 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 36 minutes ago, wazzap24 said: I also have a massive fear of hamstring cramp and almost walked out of Hamilton because of it. What kind of lube did you use to get IN Hamilton? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 10, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, bickster said: I really hate eating with a knife and fork from different cutlery sets Not only would I hate it, I have never done it. Furthermore, we have two different sets of crockery. So I will only use the 'good' eating irons with the 'good' plates, and the everyday ones with the cheap plates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NurembergVillan Posted December 10, 2019 Author Moderator Popular Post Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 hours ago, wazzap24 said: Ask @Rugeley Villa nicely and I’m sure he’ll PM you a nude 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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