PompeyVillan Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 It depends really, what are the circumstances. If it was a case of if you choose football, sex doesnt exist I'd choose that. If it was, if you choose football you'll never have sex again, I'd choose sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zenda Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 i give up sex for football because girls fannies bleed, smell and are very close to an anus. The kid's got a point. You don't come out of a footy ground with the taste of 5 day old trout in your mouth. Then again, you do if you fancy some half-time grub at Grimsby Town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomzep Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 anyhow who has chose football needs some help, are you sure your doing it right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulMcgrathsknees Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Football lasts longer! And is on more than twice a week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 Football lasts longer! And is on more than twice a week! i thought it was a good thing when your missus isnt "on" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom_Wren Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 How bout scoring a hat-trick in front of the Holte and then going to your mansion to drink champers and bang your supermodel missus. Oh how i miss those days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 ^^BUMP^^ (no pun intended) Anyone changed their minds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Nope. Ask me in 20 years, i might have by then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 21, 2008 Moderator Share Posted April 21, 2008 I'd rather the sex was with someone (only) in a football shirt while watching sexy football on the telly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldFart Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Such a long time since I last played football... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Why does it have to be either/or? I just cant seem to score ever. In either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted April 21, 2008 VT Supporter Share Posted April 21, 2008 People (and logicians, who may or may not be human, but that's a tautolly different thread): The title is sex OR football, not sex XOR football... we can choose both! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke_holte_ender Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 SEX! Anal sex, oral sex, sweat dripping down your back sex! But i still love football, but not a much as a good old roll in the hay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 My love life is like football. Women treat me like Clattenberg did Nafti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted April 21, 2008 Author Share Posted April 21, 2008 My love life is like football. same here, although id resemble gabby.... gone before you know it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianrobo1 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 who scores more, you or Villa ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Well, I'm certainly better at masturbation than keepie up, if we're not talking team games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 I just wonder why you want to know? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SurreyAV Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Sex, then go watch Villa slap anyone who takes to the pitch, then more sex. Oh, and then some sex whilst watching the replay on TV......uh, and some sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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