Xela Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 5 hours ago, wazzap24 said: Asda Minworth this morning And the absolute pricks had no chocolate squirty cream. I can only imagine the absolute carnage. I visited the Mere Green Sainsburys first thing on Sunday and by the time I left I was hoping that the US Air Force would mistakenly obliterate it in a 'friendly fire' incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 26 minutes ago, Xela said: I can only imagine the absolute carnage. I visited the Mere Green Sainsburys first thing on Sunday and by the time I left I was hoping that the US Air Force would mistakenly obliterate it in a 'friendly fire' incident. I expected it to be busy, but kinda hoped that getting there before 9:00am following a weekend - it would be ok. It wasn’t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 I remember one year January had arrived as usual, the lights had been turned off, the decorations taken down and everything felt back to normal and mundane. Then it snowed heavily, snow piled upon snow, all around was completely white and I thought to myself 'Christmas might be over, but this is nature's winter wonderland'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Have a Merry Xmas day VT!! Hope it's a reminder of your blessings and not your stresses. Catch you all for Norwich in a few days. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferguson1 Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 (edited) The morning of Christmas Eve. So far, my lad has wet the bed and came and told us at six o’clock. First wash on. One of the cats were then sick in the hallway after breakfast. Cleaning done. My two children are now watching Christmas films and eating malteasers, but i have peace for now! They are like two bottles of pop ready to explode waiting for Santa to arrive later. Probably be up at 3 or 4 o’clock in the morning, but I love this priceless time with them all. Merry Christmas VT. Edited December 24, 2019 by ferguson1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Last present that is here wrapped, my grandsons Christmas pyjamas. 2 presents still in transit. Later it's one traditional pint with a mate and the exchange of gifts, one of the things in transit is for him so cutting it fine. Tonight it's takeaway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Just assessed the food situation. Going out in 10 mins for more veg and a bottle of Bacardi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 My mom's just had to go out too, boxing day cheese has gone already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Work finished... can finally relax (until Friday) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Done. 3 days now to properly stress test the stitching on this hernia op. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AVFC_Hitz Posted December 24, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2019 I've stuck rigidly to my diet. It's around 30kg and counting now I've lost. But tomorrow, oh tomorrow, I'm cramming everything down my face. Mince pies for breakfast, and quality street during the mid-morning wank. Cheese boards might make an appearance before lunch. All washed down with gin, prosecco and brandy. 6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 1 minute ago, AVFC_Hitz said: I've stuck rigidly to my diet. It's around 30kg and counting now I've lost. That's **** inspirational man, good job. Enjoy the day off! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumstopdogs Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, AVFC_Hitz said: I've stuck rigidly to my diet. It's around 30kg and counting now I've lost. But tomorrow, oh tomorrow, I'm cramming everything down my face. Mince pies for breakfast, and quality street during the mid-morning wank. Cheese boards might make an appearance before lunch. All washed down with gin, prosecco and brandy. Should have been roses! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferguson1 Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 3 hours ago, AVFC_Hitz said: I've stuck rigidly to my diet. It's around 30kg and counting now I've lost. But tomorrow, oh tomorrow, I'm cramming everything down my face. Mince pies for breakfast, and quality street during the mid-morning wank. Cheese boards might make an appearance before lunch. All washed down with gin, prosecco and brandy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Quality Street or Roses over the upstarts Celebrations and Heroes. Those two can get to ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 24, 2019 Moderator Share Posted December 24, 2019 4 hours ago, villa4europe said: My mom's just had to go out too, boxing day cheese has gone already My missus yesterday. "Don't buy too much cheese, we never eat it all" My missus today "Get more cheese, we ate the Red Leicester and the Black Bomber last night after you went to bed" (2/3rds of the cheese) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 24, 2019 Moderator Share Posted December 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Xela said: Quality Street or Roses Quality Street, Roses are upstarts too, bloody Johnny Come Lateleys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted December 24, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 24, 2019 Merry Xmas VT you bunch of magnificent bastards xx 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 On 22/12/2019 at 10:49, bickster said: @Seat68 is going to love this... On 22/12/2019 at 10:55, Seat68 said: December is a hard month for me, what with people insisting Die Hard being a Christmas film and the New Year Honours list. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Merry Christmas you claret and blue bastards 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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