YLN Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 34 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Bloke: Would you have sex with me for ten quid? Woman: No! How DARE you? Bloke: Well, would you have sex with me for ten million pounds? Woman: God, for that amount of money, I'd be stupid not to! Bloke: Right, now we've established what sort of girl you are, we're just haggling over the price... This sounds like my dad butchering a joke. The first question is would you for a million. Yes Would you for a tenner No way what kind of a girl do you think I am We've already established what kind of girl you are. Now we're just haggling 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMcKenna Posted July 2, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 2, 2019 36 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Bloke: Would you have sex with me for ten quid? Woman: No! How DARE you? Bloke: Well, would you have sex with me for ten million pounds? Woman: God, for that amount of money, I'd be stupid not to! Bloke: Right, now we've established what sort of girl you are, we're just haggling over the price... The old ones are the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaVilla Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Reports again saying he doesn't want to leave. I would be a little concerned signing a player who really desperately doesn't want to leave the club they are at, assuming its true. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, MaVilla said: Reports again saying he doesn't want to leave. I would be a little concerned signing a player who really desperately doesn't want to leave the club they are at, assuming its true. I wouldn’t. It’s like leaving a job or company you love and have been at for years to better your career. You don’t want to leave but know it’s the right thing to do. Doesn’t mean you won’t give your all in your new job. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MikeMcKenna Posted July 2, 2019 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted July 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Jonsi77 said: In normal market this is way to much, but if you are buying best man from top teams in Championship they will sell him on double fair price, in past years it has been like that. I detect a Yorkshire accent. 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhan_Zhuang Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Thing is if there is some truth to this rumour he (Phillips) wants their fans to think he doesn't want to leave and his people make those noises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thabucks Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Im sure the fact we have shown such strong interest in getting him in ... the massive wage rise he will get and the adulation from the Holte he will no doubt receive will soften the blow and he will thrive. Yeah it will be hard for him to leave his home town club for sure but I have no qualms about that personally. He is a professional first and foremost and he will move on pretty quickly from it . Get him in ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villarocker Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 47 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Bloke: Would you have sex with me for ten quid? Woman: No! How DARE you? Bloke: Well, would you have sex with me for ten million pounds? Woman: God, for that amount of money, I'd be stupid not to! Bloke: Right, now we've established what sort of girl you are, we're just haggling over the price... But, you know right that if she came from Bristol the haggling price would have to start straight from £20m 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomaszk Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 He'll train with Jack and John once and get a stiffy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwivillan Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, thabucks said: Im sure the fact we have shown such strong interest in getting him in ... the massive wage rise he will get and the adulation from the Holte he will no doubt receive will soften the blow and he will thrive. Yeah it will be hard for him to leave his home town club for sure but I have no qualms about that personally. He is a professional first and foremost and he will move on pretty quickly from it . Get him in ! We have shown strong interest or papers/blogger in parent's basement have said we have shown strong interest? Edited July 2, 2019 by Kiwivillan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thabucks Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Just now, Kiwivillan said: We have shown strong interest or papers/ blogger in parent's basement have said we have shown strong interest? Valid point ... time will tell ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted July 2, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 2, 2019 Hoping for John Percy tweet on this tomorrow claiming a bid has been accepted. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 If he doesn't want to leave then **** him, No point wasting £25m on somebody that doesn't want to be here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalfTimePost Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Kingman said: If he doesn't want to leave then **** him, No point wasting £25m on somebody that doesn't want to be here He's torn about leaving his boyhood club. They need to sell but he doesn't particularly want to leave. Similar to if we hadn't been bought last year with Jack. He'd have had to leave for the good of the club but he was never going to force the move. He would still have smashed it when he left regardless on his mixed emotions at the time. Same with Phillips. He'll do well wherever he goes but he's not going to force it if he can become a local legend. Any of us would like to think we'd be the same. Edited July 2, 2019 by HalfTimePost 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaChris Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 32 minutes ago, Vive_La_Villa said: I wouldn’t. It’s like leaving a job or company you love and have been at for years to better your career. You don’t want to leave but know it’s the right thing to do. Doesn’t mean you won’t give your all in your new job. When did Stephen Ireland get that memo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 1 minute ago, VillaChris said: When did Stephen Ireland get that memo. Ha, This was a guy that once pretended his grandma had died so didn’t have to play for Ireland. God we’ve signed some proper wasters over the years haven’t we? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midian Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 55 minutes ago, dont_do_it_doug. said: We should stage a siege on Waccoe They are on to you on Waccoe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Vive_La_Villa said: Ha, This was a guy that once pretended his grandma had died so didn’t have to play for Ireland. God we’ve signed some proper wasters over the years haven’t we? His girlfriend had just had a miscarriage but there is a bit of stigma around that unfortunately so he said his grandmother had died instead. Edited July 2, 2019 by LondonLax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
privateer Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 14 minutes ago, LondonLax said: His girlfriend had just had a miscarriage but there is a bit of stigma around that unfortunately so he said his grandmother had died instead. Stigma how and projected by whom? It's not the **** 16th century and neither did she have a parturitive mishap in a Dothraki tent and pass a stillborn scaly winged beast. The only stigma around a miscarriage I'm aware of is of miscarriages that are induced in clinics. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wezbid Posted July 2, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 2, 2019 1 hour ago, dont_do_it_doug. said: We should stage a siege on Waccoe 1 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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