Popular Post rodders0223 Posted October 5, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted October 5, 2018 19 hours ago, Shropshire Lad said: But he must have had a contingency plan. He didn’t just walk in with a cabbage under his arm, he had to give it some consideration at home. Staring at himself in the mirror, cabbage placed on his bed. “Right, under the jumper? Just looks like I’m fat? In my trousers maybe? They won’t look there. Do I need to go commando to give me more room? Have I picked too big a vegetable? Maybe I need to walk around the house to see if anyone notices...” Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted One throwWould you capture it or just let it slip? YoHis palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To hurl a cabbage, but he keeps on forgettin' What he brought down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his bag, but the cabbage won't come out He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow! 1 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LxYoungAVFC Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 (edited) I know it’s silly but I saw this today and couldn’t stop laughing. Edited October 5, 2018 by LxYoungAVFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatAboutTheFinish Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 28 minutes ago, LxYoungAVFC said: I know it’s silly but I saw this today and couldn’t stop laughing. £1.90 for a cabbage!! Man Waitrose sure are letting their display standards slip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LxYoungAVFC Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 16 minutes ago, WhatAboutTheFinish said: £1.90 for a cabbage!! Man Waitrose sure are letting their display standards slip! It’s 1.90 Swiss Francs. Still too much for a cabbage, but worth it if you have a mission to fulfill. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 I see West Brom proudly have a song about our cabbage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted October 8, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted October 8, 2018 It warms my heart mightily to see this thread is still alive and well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicVillan Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 On 03/10/2018 at 14:14, Davkaus said: I suspect they'll use the incredibly vague 'article that might be used as a weapon' to start confiscating cabbages if anyone else tries it. Well that's just the thin end of the veg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JAMAICAN-VILLAN Posted February 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted February 9, 2019 Can't help himself can he? 1 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 23 minutes ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said: Can't help himself can he? What a word removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCJonah Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 52 minutes ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said: Can't help himself can he? What a tool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 He actually got a. Good reception from our fans for many years. What's he talking about the bellend? Fistface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicVillan Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 An ITK told me the cabbage thrower worked at VP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomaszk Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 19 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: He actually got a. Good reception from our fans for many years. What's he talking about the bellend? Fistface He has to build on the myth. It'll be echoed around now. "He never got a chance" "They were always against him because of Blues" He was working on it while he was here! When he could see nothing was happening. Inventing stick and trouble that wasn't there. It's worked a charm, there's villa fans even now that defend him. Good to have baddies in sport though. People you can really cheer against, even when your team isn't involved in the match. Makes things more fun. It is a slightly different time now to even five or so years ago. Fans have a louder voice through social media and football coverage in general, Villa fans won't let him get away with it which is great. No matter how much his children scuttle around stamping their feet. I can't wait for the amount of fruit and vegetables that will be brought to Hillsborough. As well as the monstrous "Sit down potato head" chants that will be sung throughout. He'll hate it and win lose or draw he'll be building on the myth after that match as well. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said: Can't help himself can he? The bloke is an absolute word removed. He's obsessed with being 'hated', when fans only turned on him after the shit form this season. And actually, fans at VP were very vocal in support for a long time. Away fans always loud and proud I'll always hate the word removed. I understand exactly what Sunderland fans warned us of now. Edited February 10, 2019 by Dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, Tomaszk said: He has to build on the myth. It'll be echoed around now. "He never got a chance" "They were always against him because of Blues" He was working on it while he was here! When he could see nothing was happening. Inventing stick and trouble that wasn't there. It's worked a charm, there's villa fans even now that defend him. Good to have baddies in sport though. People you can really cheer against, even when your team isn't involved in the match. Makes things more fun. It is a slightly different time now to even five or so years ago. Fans have a louder voice through social media and football coverage in general, Villa fans won't let him get away with it which is great. No matter how much his children scuttle around stamping their feet. I can't wait for the amount of fruit and vegetables that will be brought to Hillsborough. As well as the monstrous "Sit down potato head" chants that will be sung throughout. He'll hate it and win lose or draw he'll be building on the myth after that match as well. Spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 He did an interview today saying he wants to lower the age of the Wednesday squad and rely on the academy He isnt fooling anybody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted February 10, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted February 10, 2019 2 hours ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said: Can't help himself can he? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briny_ear Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 “Oh well”, I thought to myself on the day he was sacked, “at least now those people who spend their entire lives obsessing about Steve Bruce will be able to rest and Villatalk can get back to sensible discussions about football, form, tactics, and the like.” Hiw wrong you can be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mark Albrighton Posted February 10, 2019 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted February 10, 2019 25 minutes ago, briny_ear said: “Oh well”, I thought to myself on the day he was sacked, “at least now those people who spend their entire lives obsessing about Steve Bruce will be able to rest and Villatalk can get back to sensible discussions about football, form, tactics, and the like.” Hiw wrong you can be. You don’t have to post in or read Bruce related threads. You do have that option. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chips'ngravy Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 8 hours ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said: Can't help himself can he? Sheff Weds average attendance: 23,739. Yesterday's attendance for Bruce's first home game : 23,412. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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