leemond2008 Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 6 minutes ago, Brumerican said: But just to show my fun side. If we can have fun quotes then this is an all time favourite Quote "I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick; I'm so mean I make medicine sick." Muhammad Ali 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 34 minutes ago, Dom_Wren said: Got this tattooed on my sleeve. Also dum spiro spero-while I breath I hope. I've got it across my chest. Also my favourite quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisVillan Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 "See you, you word removed. I'll cut you first." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 " We are definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we dont know into which religion." "My parents have been there for me, ever since I was 7." David Beckham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 "About Half" Pope John XXIII (when asked how many people work in the Vatican) "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at you side kid" Han Solo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 7 minutes ago, ChrisVillan said: "See you, you word removed. I'll cut you first." Football Factory?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 29, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted November 29, 2016 We are stardust, we are golden, we are billion year old carbon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisVillan Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 9 minutes ago, Xela said: Football Factory?! Football Factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted November 29, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted November 29, 2016 IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise: If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools: If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, ' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch, if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son! By Mike Bassett, circa 2001. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 "Time is the fire in which we burn" "if you dig up the past all you get is dirty" "Never Give Up" ^^^^ and the Bret Hart one mentioned earlier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 'Britishness is a political synonym for englishness, which extends english culture over others.' Gwynfor Evans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 29, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted November 29, 2016 34 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: 'Britishness is a political synonym for englishness, which extends english culture over others.' Gwynfor Evans. And what thanks do we get from the taffs, jocks and paddies? Effin ingrates... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted November 29, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted November 29, 2016 "Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.” “The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.” ....Oscar Wilde "That's just like, your opinion, man.".....Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski “Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.” ― George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted November 29, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted November 29, 2016 5 hours ago, mjmooney said: Technically, the word "wealth" should probably be omitted since the downtrodden proletariat don't really have any wealth to be taken. They can have other things, like their labor, spirit, etc. taken from them. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 "It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in" 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 There's a few cycling and running ones I like. "Training is like fighting a gorilla. You don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is tired" Greg Henderson "It doesn't get easier, you just go faster" Greg LeMond "Pain is temporary, a marathon is forever" random person holding a board at the London marathon "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift" Steve Prefontaine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackbauer24 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 I think most of my favourite quotes would be from Homer Simpson; "You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try." "To alcohol! The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems" "I believe children are our future. Unless we stop them now" "All my life I've had one dream; to achieve my many goals" And then a few I'm not sure where they come from; "If at first you don't succeed...give up before you make a fool of yourself" "Pain is temporary, losing is forever" "You can't be happy if you've never known sadness" "The past has gone, the future never comes. Live today." And then a few other million quotes from Blackadder, Friends, Monty Python, Red Dwarf, movies and everything else. In fact, I'm not sure I've ever had a completely original conversation with anyone. Yes, I'm that guy; Worst. Quote. Ever. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 "I'm on to you smart guy, I know what you are. Straight as a corkscrew, a real Mr. Inside Outski, like some goddamn Bolshevik picking up his orders from Yegg Central."- The Dane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 9 hours ago, jackbauer24 said: "Pain is temporary, losing is forever" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted November 30, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted November 30, 2016 Grab her right in the pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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