AntrimBlack Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 So much for no one wanting to manage us. Although you do have to take into account the quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ingram85 Posted April 6, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted April 6, 2016 9 hours ago, Grasshopper said: I heard something very interesting today. I've just handshaked on a project where a partner and yours truly will manage a team made up of my partners manpower. He knows that I dont take shit from scivers and the like (and incompetence annoy's the f**k out of me). So I asked him "how are your guy's?" His reply was, "I told them that you can only take so much slack for a while, then boom, the fuse goes, and they're out the door no messing" Maybe I could apply as "Interim Personel co-ordinator" for AVFC Day One - Appointment with the following players/players agents Group 1 - Gaby, N'Zog, Sinclair, Richardson, Richards, Lescott & Bacuna - No dialog - Immediate p45's Group 2 - Guzan, Hutton, Westwood & Sanchez - No dialog - Immediate p45's. First day Assessment report - Best days work since AV 2-1 Liverpool (FA Cup SF) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now where did I put that for sale sign,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,? Basically, your new guys think you are a bell already. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Nigel Posted April 6, 2016 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted April 6, 2016 1 hour ago, PompeyVillan said: In order of preference, from least, to most desirable Nigels. Nigel Pearson Nigel Farage Nigel Mansell Nigel Slater Naughty Nigel Nigel Benn Nigella Lawson! (Imagine the press conferences? Woof!) So all in all, I'd rather have a foxy TV chef (no not Slater, you weirdo) than Nigel Pearson as our next manager. urm........ 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sne Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Nigel Pinchley? He's British... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted April 6, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted April 6, 2016 7 hours ago, nobler said: I had a dream last night that Dean Saunders got the job I had a dream last night about the managers job! Sherwood was brought back for the last 6 games with Roy Keane as his assistant. We signed Benteke on an emergency loan as the Premier league felt sorry for us. For some reason I was watching his first game on a portable TV at a bed superstore (not sure whether it was Dreams or Bensons for Beds). While trying out various mattresses, I caught glimpse of the score and we were 3-0 down to the baggies at home after 19 minutes. I proceeded to throw the portable TV into a pond, which was located in the aforementioned bed superstore. That was all I can remember 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Xela said: I had a dream last night about the managers job! Sherwood was brought back for the last 6 games with Roy Keane as his assistant. We signed Benteke on an emergency loan as the Premier league felt sorry for us. For some reason I was watching his first game on a portable TV at a bed superstore (not sure whether it was Dreams or Bensons for Beds). While trying out various mattresses, I caught glimpse of the score and we were 3-0 down to the baggies at home after 19 minutes. I proceeded to throw the portable TV into a pond, which was located in the aforementioned bed superstore. That was all I can remember It's like reading a passage from Randy Lerner's journal! Apart from the part about it being a dream. Edited April 6, 2016 by It's Your Round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AshVilla Posted April 6, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted April 6, 2016 (edited) i want Negan for Villa manager Get all the players on their knees so they know that they work for him now He can even do his eeny meeny mino mo with the baseball bat and hopefully Gabby will be the one that is made an example of Edited April 6, 2016 by AshVilla 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicho Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 (edited) 21 minutes ago, AshVilla said: i want Negan for Villa manager Get all the players on their knees so they know that they work for him now He can even do his eeny meeny mino mo with the baseball bat and hopefully Gabby will be the one that is made an example of Well a character from a terrible show that has no real story line and repeats the same mistakes season after season will fit right in Edited April 6, 2016 by Nicho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villarocker Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Gabby would be the easiest target ever for Negan. All Negan would have to say to him is: "Gabs mate, get down on your knees because Lucy's waiting for you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubliner Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 I'd be happy with Mick McCarthy. What we want is a quick route out of the Championship and he's proven that he can get the best out of average sides. The job he has done at Ipswich is incredible considering he's spent next to nothing and had to sell players like Mings, yet still has them in the top ten. I think he'd be ideal for our young players too, in particular Grealish. I'm thinking of how well young players like Kightly and Jarvis progressed under his management and also the likes of Duff and Keane at international level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briny_ear Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 14 minutes ago, dubliner said: I'd be happy with Mick McCarthy. Mrs M might have something to say about that... Good plan, though. Maybe recall Roy Keane as his assistant? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 6, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted April 6, 2016 22 hours ago, Grasshopper said: I heard something very interesting today. I've just handshaked on a project where a partner and yours truly will manage a team made up of my partners manpower. He knows that I dont take shit from scivers and the like (and incompetence annoy's the f**k out of me). So I asked him "how are your guy's?" His reply was, "I told them that you can only take so much slack for a while, then boom, the fuse goes, and they're out the door no messing" Maybe I could apply as "Interim Personel co-ordinator" for AVFC Day One - Appointment with the following players/players agents Group 1 - Gaby, N'Zog, Sinclair, Richardson, Richards, Lescott & Bacuna - No dialog - Immediate p45's Group 2 - Guzan, Hutton, Westwood & Sanchez - No dialog - Immediate p45's. First day Assessment report - Best days work since AV 2-1 Liverpool (FA Cup SF) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now where did I put that for sale sign,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,? Humble brag 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Mick McCarthy may well get us promoted but he'd also take us back down. He's in the Warnock/Holloway mould. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mozzavfc Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Mick is also a tactical mastermind (any excuse for this GIF) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaChris Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Yeah for that reason MM would be down my list, his championship record certainly deserves huge respect but don't really want to be appointing a manager who we'd then have to sack 3 months back into the premier league, I'm confident that wouldn't be the case with Moyes or Pearson. Here's a bit of a left field one....Zola. Was a bit hit and miss at West Ham but that was a time when they were having to sell their best players like Bellamy and he kept them up which Avram Grant couldn't do the following season. He's also managed at championship level, nearly took Watford up. He's one of the foreign candidates I would seriously consider but seems the board are hellbent on getting a British manager in which I think is fair enough for our current situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 11 minutes ago, Wainy316 said: Mick McCarthy may well get us promoted but he'd also take us back down. He's in the Warnock/Holloway mould. but we can worry about that after promotion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Factory Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 45 minutes ago, Wainy316 said: Mick McCarthy may well get us promoted but he'd also take us back down. He's in the Warnock/Holloway mould. He kept them up for 2 seasons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marley the Bognor Villan Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Just heard Mick McCarthy is on his was to BMH for an interview.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 I think its going to be Pearson personally, but I hope to god they go for Moyes as thats what a majority of the fans want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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