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42 minutes ago, Genie said:

I made it 1 “Corbyn” and 0 Brexits.

It’s hilarious that they keep going on about Corbyn like he is Hitler and Putin rolled into 1. Maybe he wouldn’t have been an ideal PM but flipping heck, it’s been years and they’re still suggesting they saved the country from the devil.

A simple retort to the Member for Islington North bullshit would be,

'and you stood by the disgraced Member for Uxbridge, who is currently under investigation for misleading house and remains the only PM in UK history to be found to break the law whilst in office. You only withdrew your support for him when you saw it as detrimental to your own aspirations, so suck my fat one Mr Prime Minister'.

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19 minutes ago, Wainy316 said:

A simple retort to the Member for Islington North bullshit would be,

'and you stood by the disgraced Member for Uxbridge, who is currently under investigation for misleading house and remains the only PM in UK history to be found to break the law whilst in office. You only withdrew your support for him when you saw it as detrimental to your own aspirations, so suck my fat one Mr Prime Minister'.

What swear word does Villatalk substitute for those? 

I mean Representative for Wellingborough is bad enough.  

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22 minutes ago, Wainy316 said:

A simple retort to the Member for Islington North bullshit would be,

'and you stood by the disgraced Member for Uxbridge, who is currently under investigation for misleading house and remains the only PM in UK history to be found to break the law whilst in office. You only withdrew your support for him when you saw it as detrimental to your own aspirations, so suck my fat one Mr Prime Minister'.

He needs to call it out at some point, or maybe he deliberately doesn’t as it shows desperation on the PM’s side.

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1 hour ago, Genie said:

The next of Rishi’s appointments to be fighting for his job

Another one that is highly unlikely to even be an MP at the next election

His seat has been modified in the proposed boundary changes, already on a slim majority and the changes are thought to favour opposition parties. It's high on the list of LibDem potential captures and given the current polling, it being remain stronghold and him being a staunch leaver and generally an imbecilic word removed. My prediction is that we'll be rid of of this prat before too long :D 

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We might find out sooner or later in Ben Wallace is the stand up guy and man of his word people think he is. (I doubt he is personally)

Sunak looking to go full on Corbyn and cut defence spending

That'll be a surreal debate to be had in parliament, especially if Wallace resigns as he said he would.

Now really isn't the time to be cutting defence spending

Has the Prime Minister decided to stand at the next election in Islington North?

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Yeah, Rishi has been playing very big on that old scruffy fella stupidly thinking we didn’t need so many guns. If he decides to cut spending on defence it’ll be another own goal. At this early stage it looks like a U-turn in waiting.

Maybe he’s trying to stop the news about the bullying culture in his government gathering pace.

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1 hour ago, markavfc40 said:

There has been a 5000%+ increase in foodbank usage since the Tories came to power in 2010.

Pritti Patel's response would probably be something along the lines of: "Lady Thatcher would never have allowed this socialist nonsense. It's an insult to hard working people who stand on their own two feet. We must stop these nanny state handouts that encourage lazy shirkers to expect something for nothing. It's about time they were taught a lesson". 

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41 minutes ago, bobzy said:

Sunak - the Arsene Wenger of politics. Doesn’t hear or see anything. What a guy!

tbf, Unai played the Wenger "Didn't see it" gambit when asked about the Digne penalty controversy. 

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1 hour ago, ender4 said:

Matt Hancock:

Apart from breaking his own Covid rules ‘for love’… what else did he do which was bad?

 

Was it Hunt before him who made the NHS worse?

Illegally appointed Dido Harding to run Don’t Track and Don’t Trace

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