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The banker loving, baby-eating Tory party thread (regenerated)


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3 minutes ago, fightoffyour said:

Doesn’t the free trade agreement with Japan reduce the price of panda steaks n the UK by 2%?

Careful, now, you'll put fishfinger salesmen out of a job, as Panda fingers displace them in the market. 

Just one of a million new opportunities afforded by Brexit. Next up, cans of creamed earwig soup. 

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Just now, NurembergVillan said:

Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top,

The tree is quite brittle because it's so hot,

When the bough breaks your cradle will fall,

And there's no first responder, hours after your call.

 

Sweet dreams children ❤️

Don't worry, they'll grow up and get jobs in Wetherspoo....oh wait. 

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41 minutes ago, HKP90 said:

because of climate change and economic collapse, war in Ukraine, the pandemic, energy crises, food scarcity, global inequality, racism, sexism, crime and stretching to breaking point of the NHS, all of which have thrived over the last government's tenure, things aren't looking so great for little Jimmy. 

The tragic legacy of Jeremy Corbyn. 

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1 hour ago, HKP90 said:

Maybe she's telling them nursery rhymes about how their futures have been sold down the river? That because of climate change and economic collapse, war in Ukraine, the pandemic, energy crises, food scarcity, global inequality, racism, sexism, crime and stretching to breaking point of the NHS, all of which have thrived over the last government's tenure, things aren't looking so great for little Jimmy. 

Or she's probably talking to them about cheese. or Pandas. Yeah, Pandas.  

The economy is thriving, do you bit watch PMQ’s.

£20b was spent by the government in interest payments alone last month… and they say the best thing about Sunak is that he’s good with numbers / money.

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17 minutes ago, bickster said:

Apparently 6000 Tory members have now signed the petition for Johnson to be on the ballot paper as a third candidate.

Out of 200,000?

3% sounds about right.

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26 minutes ago, bickster said:

Apparently 6000 Tory members have now signed the petition for Johnson to be on the ballot paper as a third candidate.

Surely BJ resigning was the will of the Tory MP's and they just need to move on and get the next PM done 😄

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Sunak still wants to go on with the pointless privatisation of Channel 4 even though the entire media industry is opposed to it.

A spiteful political act that will further damage the British broadcasting landscape.

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1 minute ago, The Fun Factory said:

Sunak still wants to go on with the pointless privatisation of Channel 4 even though the entire media industry is opposed to it.

A spiteful political act that will further damage the British broadcasting landscape.

Sunak just sees the word 'privatisation' and goes all tingly.

I doubt he gives a flying **** about the obvious spite driving the decision.

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