markavfc40 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 You couldn't make this shit up for a satire show could you. Hardly selling yourself to the electorate is it by saying 'we're not as bad as Harold Shipman'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jareth Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 I think the by-elections will restore a bit of justice - all that grief with tory politicians has only gotten worse since they failed to no confidence BJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ml1dch Posted June 16, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 16, 2022 "Yeah, sorry that one of our guys got a bit carried away in carrying out our policy objectives" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 16, 2022 Moderator Share Posted June 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, ml1dch said: "Yeah, sorry that one of our guys got a bit carried away in carrying out our policy objectives" Classic Orwellian doublespeak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 Today's (well, now yesterday's) Popbitch email has an amusing/interesting bit on alleged cocaine use in Westminster: Quote 'The persistent backroom chatter about cocaine in Westminster doesn't seem to be blowing over anytime soon. In fact, it's causing a pretty hefty rift in the already rift-heavy Tory party: between those who are appalled at the use of cocaine in Parliament (read, a bunch of senior Tories) and those who **** love getting the bag in (read, a bunch of the 2019 intake). The "traces of cocaine" story that made the papers last December was supposed to serve as a bit of a warning shot to the errant gak fiends, but it clearly didn't work. Briefings have been ramping up behind the scenes recently with Parliamentary colleagues turning on one another, making some pretty serious and pretty specific allegations about who's been doing what (and how much of it) in the hopes that the story breaks – so they can maybe clear house a bit ahead of the next election.' Not any great surprise I suppose, but does suggest a bit of chaos behind the scenes. It's also true that when a party does better than expected in a quickly called election, a bunch of candidates win who were maybe not quite ready for primetime, and I feel like we've seen a bit of that already. Can't link it directly, but you can see the source here: https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/vde2dj/comment/iclvkz9/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted June 17, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted June 17, 2022 7 hours ago, HanoiVillan said: Today's (well, now yesterday's) Popbitch email has an amusing/interesting bit on alleged cocaine use in Westminster: Not any great surprise I suppose, but does suggest a bit of chaos behind the scenes. It's also true that when a party does better than expected in a quickly called election, a bunch of candidates win who were maybe not quite ready for primetime, and I feel like we've seen a bit of that already. Can't link it directly, but you can see the source here: https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/vde2dj/comment/iclvkz9/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 The thought of Rees Mogg racking up a line in the end trap and leaving a piece of toilet roll on it for the incoming Boris does bring a smile to my face especially if it was just before a live COVID brief (and would explain quite a lot) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted June 17, 2022 Moderator Share Posted June 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Follyfoot said: The thought of Rees Mogg racking up a line in the end trap and leaving a piece of toilet roll on it for the incoming Boris does bring a smile to my face especially if it was just before a live COVID brief (and would explain quite a lot) He'll be carrying it round in one of them old, brown medicine vials too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted June 17, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted June 17, 2022 (edited) 4 minutes ago, NurembergVillan said: He'll be carrying it round in one of them old, brown medicine vials too. He always reminds me of this fella as well Edited June 17, 2022 by Follyfoot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jareth Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 37 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: He always reminds me of this fella as well Nah that's Osbourne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 So Boris Euphemism has pulled out of a conference with "red wall" tories, no explanation given it seems, but then I suppose pulling out doesn't come naturally to him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted June 17, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted June 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Jareth said: Nah that's Osbourne Looks a trustworthy fellow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 The clown has **** off to Ukraine again? The polls must be bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 17, 2022 Moderator Share Posted June 17, 2022 7 minutes ago, Davkaus said: The clown has **** off to Ukraine again? The polls must be bad He was due to speak to the Red Wall Tory MPs at their cocaine party, sorry, Northern Research Group COnference, they are furious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 "I think I was here in April..." I mean wtaf??? Check your **** diary, you prick. You were either getting your cock sucked by someone you shouldn't have or you were on an official visit to a war zone. Difficult to tell, I guess? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinker Posted June 17, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted June 17, 2022 49 minutes ago, Davkaus said: The clown has **** off to Ukraine again? The polls must be bad Let's hope he's gone there to fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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desensitized43 Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 7 hours ago, Davkaus said: The clown has **** off to Ukraine again? The polls must be bad It’s the 2022 version of hiding in a fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mark Albrighton Posted June 18, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted June 18, 2022 Totally on board for this name change. 2 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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