TrentVilla Posted August 5, 2015 Moderator Share Posted August 5, 2015 All this flair, all this attacking bombast, makes me think Sherwood has 'Ride of the Valkyries' pumping in his office when drawing up transfer plans. Smells like victory. Please keep posting my knowledge of the English language has improved considerably this summer There was always considerable room for improvement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid4ever Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 All this flair, all this attacking bombast, makes me think Sherwood has 'Ride of the Valkyries' pumping in his office when drawing up transfer plans. Smells like victory. Please keep posting my knowledge of the English language has improved considerably this summer There was always considerable room for improvement To this day that linesman was a donkey dick and Blackburn only needed one goal. Good to see you back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted August 5, 2015 Moderator Share Posted August 5, 2015 All this flair, all this attacking bombast, makes me think Sherwood has 'Ride of the Valkyries' pumping in his office when drawing up transfer plans. Smells like victory. Please keep posting my knowledge of the English language has improved considerably this summer There was always considerable room for improvement To this day that linesman was a donkey dick and Blackburn only needed one goal. Good to see you back. In nearly 30 years of following them home and away that is still one of the funniest things I've heard at a game. I'd forgotten about your maths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid4ever Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 All this flair, all this attacking bombast, makes me think Sherwood has 'Ride of the Valkyries' pumping in his office when drawing up transfer plans. Smells like victory. Please keep posting my knowledge of the English language has improved considerably this summer There was always considerable room for improvement To this day that linesman was a donkey dick and Blackburn only needed one goal. Good to see you back. In nearly 30 years of following them home and away that is still one of the funniest things I've heard at a game. I'd forgotten about your maths But my Tim Howard impression was worthy of Sunday Night at the Palladium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 So, tell me Trent, do you think we will land this chap? Well.... we've got some plus points, they've got some plus points.... but then he may decide to stay in Spain..... Honestly I've no idea. I know Sherwood rates him, I know we are trying and I know there has been contact. Sherwood has a pretty impressive record of landing targets this summer and those around him have done a sterling job so if they don't ce la vie I will be happy that they tried and with what we have got and get. Thanks for sharing what you do know. Personally I think it won't happen but I tend to be a glass half empty sort of Villa fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRO Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 I too don't think this one is a goer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymond Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 So, tell me Trent, do you think we will land this chap? Well.... we've got some plus points, they've got some plus points.... but then he may decide to stay in Spain..... Honestly I've no idea. I know Sherwood rates him, I know we are trying and I know there has been contact. Sherwood has a pretty impressive record of landing targets this summer and those around him have done a sterling job so if they don't ce la vie I will be happy that they tried and with what we have got and get. Thanks for sharing what you do know. Personally I think it won't happen but I tend to be a glass half empty sort of Villa fan I believe that is called a villa fan. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shomin Geki Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 All this flair, all this attacking bombast, makes me think Sherwood has 'Ride of the Valkyries' pumping in his office when drawing up transfer plans. Smells like victory. Please keep posting my knowledge of the English language has improved considerably this summer This summer in Villaland has done strange things to all of us. We've gone from depressed mumbles at a survivor's support group to full on confused-feelings-in-a-crowded-hot-tub in the time it takes Grealish to down a bottle of Grey Goose. We'll remember this one. Let's make sure it pays off. And thank you, like all of us sufferin' souls, I'm here for the long run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hev Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Timmy's facials might not be up to scratch at present. He looks from the interview on AVTV to have quite a head cold. Classic clip with Bella abt 5 mins in. Looks like she wanted a facial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkyluke Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Timmy's facials might not be up to scratch at present. He looks from the interview on AVTV to have quite a head cold. Classic clip with Bella abt 5 mins in. Looks like she wanted a facial.Not up to scratch! My man, Tim (like Pierce Hawthorne of Hawthrone Wipes) suffers from Hyper-Virility. The speed at which the sperm exit the body is enough to punch through flesh and steel alike. A full-blown Sherwood facial is the equivalent to French kissing a sawn-off shotgun as someone pulls the trigger. Luckily Tim takes it down a notch for new signings.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 FACIALS AM I RIGHT, GUYS? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Enda Posted August 6, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted August 6, 2015 FACIALS AM I RIGHT, GUYS? Don't take things literally. That would be theft. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkyluke Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 FACIALS AM I RIGHT, GUYS?YES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Timmy's facials might not be up to scratch at present. He looks from the interview on AVTV to have quite a head cold. Classic clip with Bella abt 5 mins in. Looks like she wanted a facial. Not up to scratch! My man, Tim (like Pierce Hawthorne of Hawthrone Wipes) suffers from Hyper-Virility. The speed at which the sperm exit the body is enough to punch through flesh and steel alike. A full-blown Sherwood facial is the equivalent to French kissing a sawn-off shotgun as someone pulls the trigger. Luckily Tim takes it down a notch for new signings.... Way too much detail there mate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakid007 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Got a feeling Tim will get him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Timmy's facials might not be up to scratch at present. He looks from the interview on AVTV to have quite a head cold. Classic clip with Bella abt 5 mins in. Looks like she wanted a facial. Not up to scratch! My man, Tim (like Pierce Hawthorne of Hawthrone Wipes) suffers from Hyper-Virility. The speed at which the sperm exit the body is enough to punch through flesh and steel alike. A full-blown Sherwood facial is the equivalent to French kissing a sawn-off shotgun as someone pulls the trigger. Luckily Tim takes it down a notch for new signings.... Way too much detail there mate. From a poster named 'chunky luke' as well . . . Great, now I've gone and made myself feel ill. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villarocker Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Got a feeling Tim will get him ..in the.....? (You dirty lot can add your own endings ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shomin Geki Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Would it not make eminent sense for this chap (and his people) to watch our respective games this weekend to get a feel for how we play? I would therefore be surprised, particularly factoring in that our focus will surely be preparation for the Bournemouth game, if this didn't resolve itself until next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dounavilla Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 All gone quiet on this one today ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 All gone quiet on this one today ...... Based on that I think it's fair to deduce he has a decision to make. So not as cut and dried as we might expect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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