Adam_ Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 A few ideas.... -giant goals that are swappable with standard ones at half time that are so big that even tonev could score in them. - drainage on each row of the stadium to recycle all the tears from depressed fans and spit from angry ones. - someone to hide in the away dressing room and steal the players boots just before kick off - ejector seats to eject myself from the stadium quickly when You just can't take anymore. On a serious note, they could do with some sort of Perspex screen or something on the side of the holte end because if you on the end which I sometimes am you get hit by cold breezes and rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivahate Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Free acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyBM Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 theres an experience at villa park to improve? what? one needs to be created first firstly there needs to be a decent worth going to watch, and then be value for money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oaks Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 You can shove your bloody padded seats up your arsenal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted February 2, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted February 2, 2015 Nevermind padded seats...... Padded cells? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 When the guy calling to try and persuade you back as a business customer accidentally refers to them Liverpool...this club is ****. He did correct himself very quickly in all fairness, but dear oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didiersix Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 I think concentrating solely on the football side of things is, as Tom Fox might say, a false narrative. There are so many other activities that the Villa Park experience could encompass; watercolour painting with Kieran Richardson (imagine for a moment row upon row of easels erected in the Holte End) or a gardening workshop with Jack Grealish (we could use the penalty areas as allotments - we have no other need for them). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 practise your 'standing around a bit, looking slightly sullen' with Christian Benteke excellent for use on bus stops and for looking suspicious but unthreatening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danceoftheshamen Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Yep it has to start with the football, nothing else cuts it, no matter what the infastrucure, View, food, attitude of the staff etc etc it is irrelevant unless the football is right and, being very polite, It's not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick76 Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 I'm a big fan of the NBA so love the extra bits they include around the game. I'm not saying to do that as football is very different, in a different environment and a different expectation. Additionally the cost would probably have no financial benefit to Aston Villa and could come as quite an expense and given our finances would not be a good idea. I do think the non-game entertainment is incredibly antiquated and needs revisiting. TV's planted around the stadium showing basic information, once in a while presentations on the pitch and that's pretty much it. I think improving the football is the key thing and would attract more people but I think improving the experience on non-football matters would also attract more people to the stadiums. I would also like our ex-players involved in that somehow to bring back that we are a family club which include the players (I know players of today arent like that) but the players of a generation ago and more. Who knows, focus on the football improvement obviously but I would like to see much more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Free acid. Sulphuric acid to burn your eyes out? Or Hydrofluoric acid to dissolve your whole body away? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LxYoungAVFC Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Free acid. Then you're in for a horror-trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Factory Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Football 'Foot-Ball?' No sorry don't know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichfield Dean Posted February 20, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2015 Currently at VMF for the third time. I genuinely think that, all things considered, this is the best restaurant I have ever been to. Location, food quality, price... I can't think of anywhere better in this country. Now, this experience isn't available on matchdays as far as I know. But if it was, well, that could be something amazing. Although it is very limited in terms of space... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Anyone else think that the bar is ridiculous at half time in upper Holte. Yesterday there were 13 people behind the bar, with only about 5 actually serving. Why don't they have pints already (like at festivals) pulled ready to hand over, rather than pulling each pint individually 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Thomas Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 We need drums and trumpets - ye ha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnock1984 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Heineken on tap instead of fosters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Those were some salty replies on page one. Depressing times man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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