bickster Posted September 5, 2023 Moderator Share Posted September 5, 2023 Anyway Baby on board sticker £200 fine and 3 points on your licence Superstar / princess / future rockstar etc on board = £400 and 6 points grandkids versions (or any other relative) £1000 fine and 3 month instant ban 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 5, 2023 Moderator Share Posted September 5, 2023 Completely unrelated, I don’t get how my missus manage to burn this omelette so much, it’s actually black on one side, not a bit brown but actually black I will declare its loveliness and do the washing up shortly 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted September 5, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted September 5, 2023 12 minutes ago, bickster said: Completely unrelated, I don’t get how my missus manage to burn this omelette so much, it’s actually black on one side, not a bit brown but actually black I will declare its loveliness and do the washing up shortly Did you drop a load of fag ash on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 5, 2023 Moderator Share Posted September 5, 2023 4 minutes ago, Anthony said: Did you drop a load of fag ash on it? That would have been an upgrade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 26 minutes ago, bickster said: Completely unrelated, I don’t get how my missus manage to burn this omelette so much, it’s actually black on one side, not a bit brown but actually black I will declare its loveliness and do the washing up shortly Serves you right for ordering breakfast food for an evening meal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 5, 2023 Moderator Share Posted September 5, 2023 5 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: Serves you right for ordering breakfast food for an evening meal Any fool knows breakfast can be eaten any time of the day 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 6 minutes ago, bickster said: Any fool knows breakfast can be eaten any time of the day ok calm down William Foster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted September 5, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted September 5, 2023 Everything I don't like - Death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marka Ragnos Posted September 5, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted September 5, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, bickster said: A slightly less informative version. Still attention and presents and booze whilst the mum to be has to stay sober I think my wife has a little wine spritzer at hers -- and canapés, etc. (This isn't her lol.) I do remember moms smoking pregnant in the 1970s without a second thought from anyone, but maybe that was just my world. Edited September 5, 2023 by Marka Ragnos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyeddie Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 Gender is fluid (as in a man made concept) so revealing that is temporary. The sex of the child is (almost) conclusive so surely it should be a sex reveal party, but I guess that just sounds like a paedo party. I never understood the wish for a boy or girl, I would just pray they were healthy. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted September 6, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted September 6, 2023 (edited) "Aww I knew it was going to be a ___." It's a 50/50 guess you turnip. Edited September 6, 2023 by fightoffyour 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 6, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted September 6, 2023 34 minutes ago, fightoffyour said: "Aww I knew it was going to be a ___." It's a 50/50 guess you turnip. Yes. This winds me up even more. "My mom knew that my sister was having a girl and SHE thinks mine is a boy, so we're definitely having a boy" She's guessing. Everyone is guessing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted September 6, 2023 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2023 17 hours ago, Xela said: What about 'Live, Laugh, Love" stencilled on a wall in silver? 16 hours ago, chrisp65 said: Yep, that’s under ‘type’ along with ‘You don’t have to be mad to live here’, or ‘dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off’. It's important to put the sign in the correct room too. 4 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 On 06/09/2023 at 07:54, luckyeddie said: Gender is fluid (as in a man made concept) so revealing that is temporary. The sex of the child is (almost) conclusive so surely it should be a sex reveal party, but I guess that just sounds like a paedo party. I never understood the wish for a boy or girl, I would just pray they were healthy. Exactly this. It's a sex reveal party. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted September 7, 2023 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted September 7, 2023 14 minutes ago, VILLAMARV said: sex reveal party. I'd have to read their manifesto, but I'd consider voting for them. 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beastmix Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 I know this is football related, but people and commentators losing their minds over 'outside of the foot' passes/shots. I can't be the only person who finds this easy to do and, as such, not particularly impressive. I don't mean people saying how good it looked, becasuse often it does. What I mean is the hyperbolic fawning over the technique ("How've they managed that?/Unbelievable technique!") type of stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 On 06/09/2023 at 10:17, Stevo985 said: Yes. This winds me up even more. "My mom knew that my sister was having a girl and SHE thinks mine is a boy, so we're definitely having a boy" She's guessing. Everyone is guessing. you've got morning sickness...its definitely a boy you've got a sore back...its definitely a girl your left tit is more swollen that your right tit....its definitely a girl its all a load of guff, the guessing is bad enough, the "i knew it" shite when its a 50/50 guess is even worse i found out for both of mine (no reveal party though, no baby shower either but that was more corona and them still not being that popular in Germany but they are coming) mainly for financial reasons, my daughter was 10 weeks premature but we were still ready, everything had been bought apart from obviously doll sized clothes that she then needed (and we kept a few of them, its insane, her toy doll now is literally wearing a tshirt my daughter wore when she was 2 months old) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 7, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted September 7, 2023 Yeah IDKWTCH had a baby shower. No issue with those really. It's a bit like a hen do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyeddie Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 15 minutes ago, Beastmix said: I know this is football related, but people and commentators losing their minds over 'outside of the foot' passes/shots. I can't be the only person who finds this easy to do and, as such, not particularly impressive. I don't mean people saying how good it looked, becasuse often it does. What I mean is the hyperbolic fawning over the technique ("How've they managed that?/Unbelievable technique!") type of stuff. Maradona was so good at it because he had size 5 feet. When you have large feet it becomes more difficult. I was alway scuffing the ball with my flippers. But yeah, I agree. A professional footballer should be able to use the inside and outside of both feet without some dipshit commentator spaffing themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 19 minutes ago, Beastmix said: I know this is football related, but people and commentators losing their minds over 'outside of the foot' passes/shots. I can't be the only person who finds this easy to do and, as such, not particularly impressive. I don't mean people saying how good it looked, becasuse often it does. What I mean is the hyperbolic fawning over the technique ("How've they managed that?/Unbelievable technique!") type of stuff. The messi one the other week was absolutely **** insane though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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