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16 hours ago, MakemineVanilla said:

Every since I read Nick Hornby's About A Boy, where the hero lives off the royalties of a Christmas song, writing one has always seemed like a good idea.

I'd call it something like, These Yulish Things!

Something different would be to write a christmas song but instead of the usual good cheer and ho ho ho,how about a christmas song about getting your leg over.You could call it something like "The night before christmas" 

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5 minutes ago, sidcow said:

How come there are 12 days of Christmas but IMMEDIATELY the big day is over Christmas Songs cease to exist? 

The songs herald the coming of the feast. The feast then lasts 12 days

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54 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said:

Certainly is . Ex druggie , satanist , florist turns to CHRISmas for help 

They recorded that years ago tbh. Probably before he turned into an (even more) insufferable dick by doing the whole born again Christian thing.

Great guitarist though and they've done some cracking songs / albums and really pleased he's now cancer free.

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6 minutes ago, Designer1 said:

They recorded that years ago tbh. Probably before he turned into an (even more) insufferable dick by doing the whole born again Christian thing.

Great guitarist though and they've done some cracking songs / albums and really pleased he's now cancer free.

He’s certainly different 

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There is a new series of The Apprentice starting in January. 

2 things I don't get

1) who the actual **** is watching this and

2) why is my licence fee paying for this shit? 

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2 minutes ago, sidcow said:

There is a new series of The Apprentice starting in January. 

2 things I don't get

A) who the actual **** is watching this and

B) why is my licence fee paying for this shit? 

Seconded. More shite cheap TV. Happily I've never seen it.

Actually answering question one, a certain keeeeeeenan of this parish usually starts a pointless thread about it that no one reads. 

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3 minutes ago, sidcow said:

There is a new series of The Apprentice starting in January. 

2 things I don't get

1) who the actual **** is watching this and

2) why is my licence fee paying for this shit? 

There is usually a thread for it. Must admit I am one of the viewers. 

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2 minutes ago, Seat68 said:

There is usually a thread for it. Must admit I am one of the viewers. 

Always a thread for it. It's keeeeeeenan territory. His fave thing after miwdeek Footnall and I'm A Celebrity 🙄

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