jim Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Apple products - overpriced shite Blasphemy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 When colleagues complain they've been doing work for the boss all night after receiving an email at 9pm. Don't read the fecking email then!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted November 10, 2014 Marriage. Having kids. And before the proud parents or smug newly/long term weds pile in to explain it to me. I know, I know: having kids/being married is the absolute best thing in the world. Ever, ever. I just don't personally get it and that's the whole point of this thread. Thank you. Bye. x This is actually the perfect subject for this thread. Impossible to imagine, then suddenly completely natural. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Marriage. Having kids. agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Not much original thought going on in here is there All we need is Daily Mail readers for a full house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 milk and therefore cereal breaking bad bob dylan halloween tennis beach holidays verging on the piss me off thread... i dont get people that get fast food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post heid3ster Posted November 10, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted November 10, 2014 The Shawshank Redemption. It's a decent movie and nothing more. Why does it continually make lists and lists of "Greatest Films EVAR"? It's #1 on IMBD's Top 250. Why? I don't dislike it, I think it's good but it's in no way exceptional. What's the deal there? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted November 10, 2014 (edited) Sight reading music. That shit is **** ing voodoo. I understand the theory. I can decode sheet music, laboriously, one note at a time. Then translate that - painfully slowly - to the guitar, counting the frets... try and remember it, then start again with the next note. But there seem to be any number of alien freaks who can do it all in real time... Witchcraft. Edited November 10, 2014 by mjmooney 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 The fact that with some of these I have this incessant need to try and explain why they should 'get' them. That and the ****ing Mighty Boosh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Marriage. Having kids. And before the proud parents or smug newly/long term weds pile in to explain it to me. I know, I know: having kids/being married is the absolute best thing in the world. Ever, ever. I just don't personally get it and that's the whole point of this thread. Thank you. Bye. x Obviously there are no correct answers to the OP but gun to my head this one would be it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 elvis vinyl converse shoes cardigans magaluf nightclubs carling tennants darts pukka pies red sauce mumford & sons necklaces bracelets tattoos pumpkin spice latte cold soup ice tea chip shop curry calvin harris eastenders james corden the football league show radio plays cricket ufc wrestling kelly brook parks and recreation roller coasters candy floss milk chocolate turtleneck sweaters the 70s cream leather vauxhall corsas studio ghibli banter hardback books velcro dancing bass guitars socialising as a hobby damien hirst channel 5 sushi 24/7 news selfies pc gaming religion alfred, lord tennyson mini mars bars televised award ceremonies tabloid news world of warcraft alain de botton monday night football online dating skrillex live streaming of video games people who don't like reading midsomer murders helicopters trampolines chris kamara clothes chilled red wine well done steak grammar nazis opera shaved heads bluetooth headsets blogs the queen cars dubbed films michael bay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 **** hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 You don't get Velcro and channel five, hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted November 10, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted November 10, 2014 elvis vinyl converse shoes cardigans magaluf nightclubs carling tennants darts pukka pies red sauce mumford & sons necklaces bracelets tattoos pumpkin spice latte cold soup ice tea chip shop curry calvin harris eastenders james corden the football league show radio plays cricket ufc wrestling kelly brook parks and recreation roller coasters candy floss milk chocolate turtleneck sweaters the 70s cream leather vauxhall corsas studio ghibli banter hardback books velcro dancing bass guitars socialising as a hobby damien hirst channel 5 sushi 24/7 news selfies pc gaming religion alfred, lord tennyson mini mars bars televised award ceremonies tabloid news world of warcraft alain de botton monday night football online dating skrillex live streaming of video games people who don't like reading midsomer murders helicopters trampolines chris kamara clothes chilled red wine well done steak grammar nazis opera shaved heads bluetooth headsets blogs the queen cars dubbed films michael bay It'd have been quicker to list things you do get! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Negative bores. Yea, you're not cool or original, you're the same as everyone else minus the fun. Men's men. "Alright son!?" "How's it going son!?" - you're 12 years younger than me, **** off. People who have too many friends, you're probably more lonely than the people with a few close friends, your huge group photos mean nothing. Chavs who actually think they must look cool. Anyone past 14 should not, I repeat not, go out wearing jogging bottoms and a snap back cap with their favourite American sports team. HP sauce. It's nice, but do the people who prefer it over other sauces have to declare their superiority EVERY **** TIME? Big car drivers. Small car drivers. People who like driving. People who - within reason - won't try new things. It's part of life, TRY IT OUT! Old people who win the lottery, ypu have 5 years of living left with little mental or physical ability, stop buying the tickets or donate the money to someone younger than 50. Most TV shows, people who think playing video games is somehow childish and beneath them, but love quizzes akd competition, video games are about as competitive as anything you can do, if its a multiplayer game. People who don't get marriage and kids, good job your parents wasted their time, energy and spunk on you ay? You're going to die alone, well done. Clubbing and dancing in general. Some dance moves are purposefully created to mimic other items or animals, your body isn't meant to look like that, you div. Amatuer dramatics, mym mom did it, I hate most things at the theatre now because of it. Thanks mom. Ignorant people. I can walk in my office and say "morning" 2 of the 10 people will say it back. Its rude man. That list I've just made, it should go in the things that piss you off thread, not here ffs. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted November 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted November 10, 2014 Some crackers on there Mr.Lapal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Oh pashaw.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post OutByEaster? Posted November 11, 2014 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted November 11, 2014 I'd love to love whiskey, it's sophisticated, intelligent, there's variety, snobbery, it's alcohol, it's got a culture, there's method, ceremony, it carries gravitas, importance, moments between men in families, between friends, toasts to the departed, a thousand yard stare at a rain swept hillside, it's macho, it says I have taste, elegance, style, I am a man. I don't like it, it tastes horrible. Ugh, What's wrong with you people? 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 I have this incessant need to try and explain why they should 'get' the ****ing Mighty Boosh. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 I have this incessant need to try and explain why they should 'get' the ****ing Mighty Boosh. Stop twisting my words, Mr Pints. You're not big, clever or hard. Actually, you're all three of those things to some extent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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