Wainy316 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 It's injury time in the FA Cup final and the scores are locked at 1-1. Villa have broken away following a Chelsea corner and Nathan Baker has somehow found himself one on one with Cortouis... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 It's injury time in the FA Cup final and the scores are locked at 1-1. Villa have broken away following a Chelsea corner and Nathan Baker has somehow found himself one on one with Cortouis... 1 line 2 line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) My uncle was babysitting I was hiding Edited October 3, 2014 by yillan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 3, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted October 3, 2014 Two lines and two sentences are two different things. Yeah I realised that after I posted. But it won't let me edit the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Dave looked at his chest and saw blood. Deep ruby red blood. Blood. Blood..... And piss and shit. Shamelessly stolen from Garth Matenghi. at least you admitted to stealing yours unlike the poster above you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 It's injury time in the FA Cup final and the scores are locked at 1-1. Villa have broken away following a Chelsea corner and Nathan Baker has somehow found himself one on one with Cortouis... Ah I looked at that on my iPhone and it was about 5 lines long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I went by the example rather than the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I woke up after a heavy night drinking, and rolled over to find a woman next to me. To my horror, it turned out to be your Mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Larry Ellison Has bought Birmingham City Football Club 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 The results of the DNA test were in. "The father of your baby is your brother." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 We fondled in the dark and as I ran my hand up her leg, she willingly opened her thighs. I excitedly moved my hand into her panties and that's when I realised: she had a cock and two balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 I noted the doctor exhaled slowly, as he left the ward for infectious diseases, paused and then cried out " well that's it, we're all ****!", glanced briefly at the nervous spectators before removing a scalpel and slitting his throat. Moments later, there grew a rumbling hiss from the ventilation chambers, and the strangled cry from beyond an uncertain location, and then the lights went black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 I'm not sure having long sentences with multiple commas can really count as two lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 I slammed the cubicle door and just about dragged my trousers down in time to explode violently into the pan. Then I noticed the lack of toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 I'm not sure having long sentences with multiple commas can really count as two lines. I was exploiting a two sentence loop hole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Right, that's it. I'm going through all of The Shining replacing all but two of the fullstops with commas and posting it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B94villa Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 My favourite Kubric tale is forcing someone to type "all work and no play" for hundreds of pages when one would have done. Obviously I'll be expecting the same from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Consider it done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B6 to E6 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 The piss troll... Still lives! Is this the guy who used to hang down by the old bus garage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I put my hand down my pants to scratch my nuts.. Hang on, those aren't my balls..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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