tonyh29 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Work at JLR, that's all I'm admitting to until I can think of something impressive to describe my job! Me too, which site are you at? I'm at Gaydon. Snigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Developers give me software, I pick faults with it. To be honest us lot generally give you something riddled with bugs that doesn't work and moan and are generally surprised when you guys give it back and go "it doesn't work" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Golden pen pushing civil servant in benefit fraud/overpayments. Is it a Gold pen because you are old or does it have special powers like a light saber ? Just wondering like ? Heh, naw, just referring to articles like this one which suggest that benefits and pensions for civil servants are protected in these austere times. For the vast majority of us (let's say up to, what? Band D/HEO? probably accounting for at least 75% of the entire civil service) it's very much the opposite - the only things which are protected, or 'golden', are our pens. ...gosh that was a rather serious answer. Yes yes it has special powers. It absorbs all the hate directed at the DWP and converts it in to $$$ which is used for the annual Whitehall Xmas Bash. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Developers give me software, I pick faults with it. To be honest us lot generally give you something riddled with bugs that doesn't work and moan and are generally surprised when you guys give it back and go "it doesn't work" I literally thank people for giving me shit software as it pays my mortgage for another year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I run/own/babysit a structured cabling firm. Copper, fibre optic, some electrical, some AV. Mostly level 1 networking (physical), some level 2. My role is mostly sales/operations and my business partner is the techy from his mansion in Spain, but I know enough and I'm a **** good cabler to boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 21, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 21, 2014 Oh and in-before-the-gloating mooney BWAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHHH !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Designer1 Posted February 21, 2014 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted February 21, 2014 I have my own colouring in business. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 it doesn't matter what I do, what matters is that this city centre office has 35 staff in today but I have 1 of the 4 parking spaces that says pure alpha power smell my success Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Work at JLR, that's all I'm admitting to until I can think of something impressive to describe my job! Me too, which site are you at? I'm at Gaydon. I'm at Solihull, not on the track though I must add. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 it doesn't matter what I do, what matters is that this city centre office has 35 staff in today but I have 1 of the 4 parking spaces that says pure alpha power smell my success Mmmmm musky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Semi Professional Villatalk / Gambler / trainee accountant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Fluffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetrees Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I work for a Mobile Network in Holland. Is it Orange Nope definitely not (and not green either). It drops less calls than all the other networks including the network that owns the masts Can't be KPN then...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetrees Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I track people down I do a bit of that in my spare time 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetrees Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Just started a job as a recruitment Consultant. We talk crap to people first then persuade them to go on courses and/or find them a job. Really enjoy it, im a natural at talking a load of rubbish. Congratulations on the beginning of your journey to joining the band of the second most loathesome people on the planet. Once fully qualified you will be ready to take up your apprenticeship in an estate agency, where you can really hit top spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 it doesn't matter what I do, what matters is that this city centre office has 35 staff in today but I have 1 of the 4 parking spaces that says pure alpha power smell my success real alpha power is parking in a way that you took up at least 2 of the spaces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 21, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 21, 2014 Bah. Real alpha power is having your own private helicopter pad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastEndVillan Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Design build & implement secure IT systems for the Old Bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted February 21, 2014 Moderator Share Posted February 21, 2014 (edited) EDIT: Originally made some sort of pretentious, glib comment... I'm Creative Director at a famous football brand. Edited February 21, 2014 by NurembergVillan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Part time cook, studying to be an accounting technician (iati) ..but a full time creep/legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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