chrisp65 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 something something something, desecrated coconut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 4 hours ago, chrisp65 said: I have a new filling, a posh white thing. Rang my dentist to book a check up appointment last Friday. Two hours after the call, I swallowed the largest repair in my gob whilst eating cheese and crackers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, Xann said: Rang my dentist to book a check up appointment last Friday. Two hours after the call, I swallowed the largest repair in my gob whilst eating cheese and crackers. Mine was as a result of being an idiot. I used a table as a ladder, rather than walk the 3 metres to where the ladder was resting against a wall. The table gave way but luckily I broke my fall on to the concrete floor with my face. Cracked one tooth and kind of 'moved' two others. A little while later, with everything out of shape, I decided it was a good idea to try some M&S black liquorice toffee. Pulled a whole root filling out on a chunk of toffee. A couple of injections, two teeth 'persuaded' back in to place and a new white root filling, scale and polish - forty three quid on the NHS! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted February 16, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted February 16, 2016 I don't normally feel the cold, but it's so nippy in our office today my hands hurt and I can't hold my pen properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted February 16, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted February 16, 2016 They've turned the heating on now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 16, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted February 16, 2016 It's freezing in my office too. Someone has just opened the window. I have no idea why. I'm going to investigate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 16, 2016 Moderator Share Posted February 16, 2016 23 hours ago, chrisp65 said: luckily I broke my fall on to the concrete floor with my face. U make I lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 4 hours ago, Stevo985 said: It's freezing in my office too. Someone has just opened the window. I have no idea why. I'm going to investigate. How did you get on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 3, 2016 Moderator Share Posted March 3, 2016 I just had 3 easy-peel oranges, but I peeled them all at the same time to get the peeling phase completely out of the way and leave me to enjoy the eating phase uninterrupted. I really feel this could be the future of all multi-orange eating events. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted March 3, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted March 3, 2016 9 minutes ago, BOF said: I just had 3 easy-peel oranges, but I peeled them all at the same time to get the peeling phase completely out of the way and leave me to enjoy the eating phase uninterrupted. I really feel this could be the future of all multi-orange eating events. Good work. Just remember-Oranges are not the only fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 3, 2016 Moderator Share Posted March 3, 2016 Just now, Shropshire Lad said: Good work. Just remember-Oranges are not the only fruit. They were preceded by a Chinese gooseberry (that's me showing off) and succeeded by a pink lady (that's an apple). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 4, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted March 4, 2016 Pink Lady apples are comfortably the best apples around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 9 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Pink Lady apples are comfortably the best apples around I'm a Jazz man myself. They're a cross between a Royal Gala and a Braeburn. Love them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 4, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted March 4, 2016 Jazz are the substitute I use if Pink Ladies aren't available. Good choice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Stevo985 said: Jazz are the substitute I use if Pink Ladies aren't available. Good choice I'll keep Pink Ladies in mind, if ever I can't get Jazz then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted March 4, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted March 4, 2016 A pink lady and a dairy milk. Lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 35 minutes ago, choffer said: A pink lady and a dairy milk. Lovely. The title of my favourite porn film. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 I used to be a straight up Granny Smith man. Until I discovered Pink Ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Still Grannies all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Still Grannies all the way. Mr Rooney? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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