darrenm Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Those are white. Also are you worried your wrist is aboot to fall off? My hand is detachable. It had fallen off down the road and I didn't think anyone had noticed. Until now. Thanks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted March 8, 2014 Moderator Share Posted March 8, 2014 I'm not your buddy guy!Nothing to do with the Blues. Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted March 9, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 9, 2014 Bought some shorter shorts for the running. Thinking they may be a bit too short. You're ready to go back in time and play in the 1980s NBA, I see... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 I think they're even shorted than that. 6" splits. I figured if I've got the thighs I may as well show them off. Now Jenny's pointed out how white they are I'd better ride the melanoma train and get some sun on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Moisturiser with tan would do the job. It would be particularly nice if you could get Base to apply it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 If you can be relatively sure of the weather, gravy browning is a cheap alternative, unless you sweat profusely, in which case it begins to look like a reverse shit as the white runs down your leg. Oh how I wish I'd just worn my trusty crotchless jogging tights under my shorts at that fateful Shitterton fun run. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 I don't want you getting the cancer bro. Embrace the milky white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Nothing wrong with a good celtic tan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Bought some shorter shorts for the running. Thinking they may be a bit too short. You're ready to go back in time and play in the 1980s NBA, I see... that's clair balding on the far left isn't it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villaninireland Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Got this taken with Capt Jack at the Petrov game today. I was disappointed that he had 2 hands 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted March 9, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 9, 2014 So he doesn't always carry a dildo around with him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 It's up his arse judging by the look on his face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myko Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 So he doesn't always carry a dildo around with him? Is there any back story behind this I don't know about? Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 So he doesn't always carry a dildo around with him? Is there any back story behind this I don't know about? Haha there is a photo, there have been claims it was shopped but quite frankly if it was shopped it was the work of the same team that worked on 'Gravity' because it looks pretty real to me and just about everyone else 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted March 9, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 9, 2014 So he doesn't always carry a dildo around with him? Is there any back story behind this I don't know about? Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 that's the one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Not sure if I'm now being paranoid but I heard laughing every time I ran past someone yesterday. Every now and again I picked up the word 'shorts'. I'm probably just being silly and it's all completely unrelated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Not sure if I'm now being paranoid but I heard laughing every time I ran past someone yesterday. Every now and again I picked up the word 'shorts'. I'm probably just being silly and it's all completely unrelated. Might have been 'Lupo' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Not sure if I'm now being paranoid but I heard laughing every time I ran past someone yesterday. Every now and again I picked up the word 'shorts'. I'm probably just being silly and it's all completely unrelated. Might have been 'Lupo' "Wolf" I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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