villarule123 Posted April 3, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted April 3, 2015 Tosser in the suit vs Inter is a clear winner in my lifetime. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arj Guy Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Pretty sure I remember this chant last season, after losing to Chelsea 8-0 and Spurs 4-0, Wigan then came and won 3-0 and we started chanting 'How shit must you be, you've only scored 3'. Don't think it lasted very long, most people had left and the ones still there were too depressed to even join in. Another was Liverpool away, Marlon Harewood came on when 1-0 down and scored an overhead kick. We didn't have a proper chant for him at the time so when 'Du, du, du, Marlon F***ing Harewood' broke out it was pretty funny and continued through the rest of the game and outside the ground. I liked the Ashley Young chant, Claret Ribbon when on a cup run, and the one for MON which started with 'When I was young, I had a dream..' A not so good one was the 'Eduardo' chant at Arsenal but everyone joined in purely because of how angry it was making the Arsenal fans. They actually got up off their seats and started throwing their arms around, very aggressive that for Gooners. How does the Eduardo chant go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Could Be Rotterdam Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 The mauling of Matthew upson, brilliant. Upson, takes it up the... Went off injured in the end if I remember correctly. Also, not exactly for the chant but for the sheer amount of people joining in, a couple of seasons ago when Benteke was sent off and terry wound us all up and went down injured, the whole ground minus Chelsea fans were singing the likes of let him die, you know what you are, what a ******. Never heard a ground so abusive to one person, even Steve Bruce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Pretty sure I remember this chant last season, after losing to Chelsea 8-0 and Spurs 4-0, Wigan then came and won 3-0 and we started chanting 'How shit must you be, you've only scored 3'. Don't think it lasted very long, most people had left and the ones still there were too depressed to even join in. Another was Liverpool away, Marlon Harewood came on when 1-0 down and scored an overhead kick. We didn't have a proper chant for him at the time so when 'Du, du, du, Marlon F***ing Harewood' broke out it was pretty funny and continued through the rest of the game and outside the ground. I liked the Ashley Young chant, Claret Ribbon when on a cup run, and the one for MON which started with 'When I was young, I had a dream..' A not so good one was the 'Eduardo' chant at Arsenal but everyone joined in purely because of how angry it was making the Arsenal fans. They actually got up off their seats and started throwing their arms around, very aggressive that for Gooners. How does the Eduardo chant go? To the tune of Volare Eduardo oooohoooh Eduardo ooohoohoohooh He had some silky skills Now walks like Heather Mills 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Best chant I've been involved with seeing as it's 3 weeks away, 10 minutes of my old man vs Chelsea in the semi final 15 - 20 minutes of **** the Albion at their place this season was brilliant too Not sure what's better, good chants or chants that just keep going and going 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RimmyJimmer Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Does anyone remember wigan away about 5-6 years ago?....they had a player with yellow boots on who was having a bit if a mare. Every time he had a shot and missed it would be....'hes got bananas, on his feet, hes got bananas on his feet' to the tune of 'hes got the whole world, in his hands' Then the poor chap fell over and it was....'he must have slipped on a narna, slipped on a naaaarna' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 when I was a youngster I used to think the chant claret blue army was.... don't worry don't worry don't worry Because I'm an Oxford rocket polisher and originally found it quite hard to make out the Brummie accent, I used to think people were chanting "Holte Enders in disguise"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 "We're gonna beat you 5-4" "We're gonna beat you 6-5" "We're gonna beat you 7-6" "We're gonna beat you 8-7" "We're gonna beat you 9-8" ...against Chelsea. Painful, but great gallows humour 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 To David Unsworth… Dose you're missus know you're here! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 "Six foot two eyes of blue Sammy Morgan's after you" - sung to Bob Wilson by the Holte End. "Francis, Francis, I'd walk a mile & a bit to rub your face in the sh*t oh Francis" when a black cat ran onto the pitch in front of the Holte. "Brian Little walks on water". "The sun is shining for the claret & blue". "The Villa, The Villa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la" instead of "The Vikings" from the Kirk Douglas film. "Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankley, have you heard of the North Bank Highbury? Shank said no I don't think so but I've heard of the Holte End Aggro". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villan4Life Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 (edited) This one is one of the funniest chants and captured here! Everyone in Holte End singing along and pointing to Keegan and The Geordies Villa 4 - 1 Newcastle Edited April 4, 2015 by Villan4Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 "When Dennis went up to lift the European Cup we were there, we were there" also had a ring to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veloman Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 " Francisssss , super star , wears frilly knickers and a Playtex bra" Excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 " Francisssss , super star , wears frilly knickers and a Playtex bra" Excellent. That was a Georgie Best song, not Beelzebub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 "The Villa, The Villa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la" instead of "The Vikings" from the Kirk Douglas film Ah yes that was a good un Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IwishIwasalivein1982 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Not really a chant but I had a nice chuckle when we cheered ironically after the ref gave a decision in our favour against swansea after spending the whole game giving us nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arj Guy Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Not a Villa chant but even though the QPR fans were dire last night I couldn't stop myself from smiling at their 'It's just like watching Brazil' chant after Hill's goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaffmaster Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 (edited) Sali... Salifouuuu Edited April 8, 2015 by gaffmaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 9, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted April 9, 2015 The Happy Birthday chant at Spurs was one of the funniest. But it's severely tainted by the fact they came back from 4-1 down to draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Could Be Rotterdam Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Sali... Salifouuuu Bullet...Bulletproof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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