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I've always wondered why octopus and squid make people uncomfortable regarding them being food.

"Eewwww octopus"

Why?

 

People seem to react negatively to anything with octagonal connotations.

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I have just eaten one of the juiciest of watermelons I have ever came across.

 

Yep, that's how tasty it was, I came across it. I haven't written in invisible print (That's not that invisible to some people) in quite a while.

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I once ordered a baby octopus salad as I only wanted something light.

 

When it arrived it was a structural marvel, it was a giant pyramid of dozens of whole baby octopus with a token bit of shredded lettuce at the base and about three olives.

 

Once you got over the squirms of sticking the fork in the first few it was heffing gorgeous.

 

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I have just eaten one of the juiciest of watermelons I have ever came across.

 

Yep, that's how tasty it was, I came across it. I haven't written in invisible print (That's not that invisible to some people) in quite a while.

 

there are few things in life that can beat coming across juicy melons

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I have just eaten one of the juiciest of watermelons I have ever came across.

Yep, that's how tasty it was, I came across it. I haven't written in invisible print (That's not that invisible to some people) in quite a while.

I seeeeee you
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Occurred to me I've not been in here for a while .... You probably thought well he's already achieved food nirvana there is no need for him to return however tonight i have a new creation that Heston Oliver would be proud of

Nice fried fillet of cod then just before it had fully cooked i wrapped it inside some slices of roast beef alongside some finely cut slices of cheese and let it melt

Tbh i then got a wee bit lazy and whacked it in some bread at that point but I reckon it would have gone equally well with potato or something

For those of you not as confident in your abilities as myself I reckon you can cheat and buy those cheese slices rather than fine cut your own

Surprisingly good might be my best creation yet

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I have just eaten one of the juiciest of watermelons I have ever came across.

 

Yep, that's how tasty it was, I came across it. I haven't written in invisible print (That's not that invisible to some people) in quite a while.

I can imagine a standup comedian getting a good 45 seconds out of that line.

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Occurred to me I've not been in here for a while .... You probably thought well he's already achieved food nirvana there is no need for him to return however tonight i have a new creation that Heston Oliver would be proud of

Nice fried fillet of cod then just before it had fully cooked i wrapped it inside some slices of roast beef alongside some finely cut slices of cheese and let it melt

Tbh i then got a wee bit lazy and whacked it in some bread at that point but I reckon it would have gone equally well with potato or something

For those of you not as confident in your abilities as myself I reckon you can cheat and buy those cheese slices rather than fine cut your own

Surprisingly good might be my best creation yet

Excellent, Tony. A new horizon in child nutrition. If you could just let me have your postcode and street number, I can nominate you to Social Services for one of their awards.
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Occurred to me I've not been in here for a while .... You probably thought well he's already achieved food nirvana there is no need for him to return however tonight i have a new creation that Heston Oliver would be proud of

Nice fried fillet of cod then just before it had fully cooked i wrapped it inside some slices of roast beef alongside some finely cut slices of cheese and let it melt

Tbh i then got a wee bit lazy and whacked it in some bread at that point but I reckon it would have gone equally well with potato or something

For those of you not as confident in your abilities as myself I reckon you can cheat and buy those cheese slices rather than fine cut your own

Surprisingly good might be my best creation yet

Excellent, Tony. A new horizon in child nutrition. If you could just let me have your postcode and street number, I can nominate you to Social Services for one of their awards.

Perhaps I can make the dinner for the awards ceremony :)

Ps ...Kids were fed by Mrs H long before I walked in the door from work so sleep easy

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