brommy Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 I have been on holiday with Steve Staunton I approved a loan of £20.000 for Mark Bosnich a matter of weeks before a series of newpaper stories came out about him I lost Peter Kayes car Bozzy? £20k wouldn't last him long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 I was at university with Russell Tovey (Actor from Him & Her, Gavin & Stacey, The History Boys, Being Human etc). I went to school with Darius Vassell.I have interviewed World Cup Winner, Jack Charlton, while working at a radio station. Vassell Vassell was also my guess. I dropped Avi Glazer's tuna I have been Alex Ferguson's personal tea boy I disappointed Sir Bobby Robson by failing to give him cheese and crackers Tea boy? Good, but it's not the one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Randy Lerner slept with my missus. I've been an extra in a film. I'm allergic to nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Randy Lerner slept with my missus. I've been an extra in a film. I'm allergic to nuts. Erm, a tough one but I'm going to have to go with the first. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 I was at university with Russell Tovey (Actor from Him & Her, Gavin & Stacey, The History Boys, Being Human etc). I went to school with Darius Vassell. I have interviewed World Cup Winner, Jack Charlton, while working at a radio station. Vassell Nope. Me and Darius used to play ThunderCats together. I was Lion-O, he was Panthro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 18, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 18, 2013 Woz it cuz he is black? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Woz it cuz he is black? He just liked being Panthro. I wasn't complaining, I got to be Lion-O. I remember there was also a time when it was argued whether Darius or I was the hardest lad in school. I think it was due to the fact I was taller than most of the other lads, rather than my fighting skills. Although going back to my original point, I was an excellent Lion-O. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Randy Lerner slept with my missus. I've been an extra in a film. I'm allergic to nuts. Erm, a tough one but I'm going to have to go with the first. Bit obvious.... bloody Lerner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Woz it cuz he is black? He just liked being Panthro. I wasn't complaining, I got to be Lion-O. I remember there was also a time when it was argued whether Darius or I was the hardest lad in school. I think it was due to the fact I was taller than most of the other lads, rather than my fighting skills. Although going back to my original point, I was an excellent Lion-O. Ha ha. Ginger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 I have met Arthur Scargill. I was whipped so hard by a stripper that the welts were still visible two weeks later on my wedding day. I have completed a skydive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 I have met Arthur Scargill. I was whipped so hard by a stripper that the welts were still visible two weeks later on my wedding day. I have completed a skydive. Skydive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Woz it cuz he is black? He just liked being Panthro. I wasn't complaining, I got to be Lion-O. I remember there was also a time when it was argued whether Darius or I was the hardest lad in school. I think it was due to the fact I was taller than most of the other lads, rather than my fighting skills. Although going back to my original point, I was an excellent Lion-O. Ha ha. Ginger! I'm not ginger. No ginger child has ever been a contender to be hardest lad in the school, ever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 I was whipped so hard by a stripper that the welts were still visible two weeks later on my wedding day. is that you mr mosely? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted November 18, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 18, 2013 3 was an amusing rider request that we gave to the Brixton Academy. They came up with the goods, you gotta love the Brixton Academy.Had similar a few times. TM walks into dressing room, checks odd rider request has been adhered too, doesn't bother checking the rest of the rider. We always used to leave other bits out of the rider and they rarely ever noticed. Its always put down as the artistes being pretentious knobs but more often than not its a TM request.It's Van Halen wot started it, with the no brown M&Ms rider to make sure that the promoter made sure the lighting rigs and pyro would actually be compatible with the venue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Smoking gun website used to publish bands riders ...In fact a quick google reveals the site is still going ...http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstageThis and rotten.com used to be the mainstay of my browsing in the 90's !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I have drunk my own urine. I have cried during a job interview. I have stolen a leather sofa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Well you've told the story about the sofa many times...so I'm going for no. 1 I'm sure you've cried during an interview. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Designer1 Posted November 19, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 19, 2013 I once called Bernard Manning a racist clearing in the woods. I once got propositioned by Shirley Manson (from Garbage). I once told Geoffrey (from Rainbow) I thought his trousers were cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I once got propositioned by Shirley Manson (from Garbage). This because if this was the case you wouldn't be saying propositioned. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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