Popular Post Seat68 Posted August 20, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 20, 2023 I have just been asked my age when getting tickets. I am not a child, someone has mistaken me for a senior citizen. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted August 20, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 20, 2023 (edited) I last got ID’d two or three years ago, would have been about 37. In a Sainsbury’s buying alcohol. Happened there twice that year as it happens, the first time I didn’t have any ID so I wasn’t served, despite me pointing to the grey hairs in my beard. At the time I was both flattered and a bit exasperated. Would have taken it as a bit of an ego boost but after happening the second time I determined the staff running the tills at that particular store must be a bit overzealous in the leaving nothing to chance in adhering to the challenge 25 rule. Edited August 20, 2023 by Mark Albrighton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Seat68 said: I have just been asked my age when getting tickets. I am not a child, someone has mistaken me for a senior citizen. Theme for another country song written for you right there 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Mark Albrighton said: I last got ID’d two or three years ago, would have been about 37. In a Sainsbury’s buying alcohol. Happened there twice that year as it happens, the first time I didn’t have any ID so I wasn’t served, despite me pointing to the grey hairs in my beard. At the time I was both flattered and a bit exasperated. Would have taken it as a bit of an ego boost but after happening the second time I determined the staff running the tills at that particular store must be a bit overzealous in the leaving nothing to chance in adhering to the challenge 25 rule. I get no more than a side eye or quick glance now. I must admit, my santa claus beard doesn't help. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted August 20, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 20, 2023 4 minutes ago, Xela said: I get no more than a side eye or quick glance now. I must admit, my santa claus beard doesn't help. Oh yeah, that’s me now. No hesitation on their part. I probably need to head back to that Sainsbury’s again, see what they do now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 21, 2023 Moderator Share Posted August 21, 2023 21 hours ago, Seat68 said: I have just been asked my age when getting tickets. I am not a child, someone has mistaken me for a senior citizen. 19 hours ago, theboyangel said: Theme for another country song written for you right there ChatGPT never fails on these Well, I walked into a dusty old saloon, Boots on my feet, under the Texan moon, I ain't no old-timer, I'm just a little gray, But folks started whisperin', "He's seen a better day." (Pre-Chorus) I ain't no senior citizen, just livin' my prime, But they pegged me for old age, oh what a crime, Sippin' on my coffee, leanin' on the bar, Gotta set the record straight, no matter how far. (Chorus) Mistaken for a senior, in this cowboy town, But I'm here to show 'em, I ain't slowin' down, Gonna two-step through the years, prove 'em all wrong, Singin' my country song, and singin' it strong. (Verse 2) My guitar's strummin', with a fire in my heart, Gonna light up this stage, tear the doubters apart, I might have some wrinkles, and a touch of gray, But that don't define the words I gotta say. (Pre-Chorus) I ain't no senior citizen, just livin' my prime, Gonna lasso the spotlight, one more time, Stompin' on the hardwood, makin' my stand, Gonna prove to 'em all, I'm still in command. (Chorus) Mistaken for a senior, in this cowboy town, But I'm here to show 'em, I ain't slowin' down, Gonna two-step through the years, prove 'em all wrong, Singin' my country song, and singin' it strong. (Bridge) Well, the crowd's startin' to holler, they're gettin' in line, Folks of all ages, movin' with mine, The rhythm takes over, age is just a thought, When the music's this good, it's never forgot. (Guitar Solo) (Chorus) Mistaken for a senior, in this cowboy town, But I'm here to show 'em, I ain't slowin' down, Gonna two-step through the years, prove 'em all wrong, Singin' my country song, and singin' it strong. (Outro) So remember my story, when you're judgin' folks by sight, Age is just a number, don't let it dim your light, We're all ridin' that sunset, no matter how far, But we'll keep on dancin' to the strum of that guitar. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 48 minutes ago, bickster said: ChatGPT never fails on these Well, I walked into a dusty old saloon, Boots on my feet, under the Texan moon, I ain't no old-timer, I'm just a little gray, But folks started whisperin', "He's seen a better day." (Pre-Chorus) I ain't no senior citizen, just livin' my prime, But they pegged me for old age, oh what a crime, Sippin' on my coffee, leanin' on the bar, Gotta set the record straight, no matter how far. (Chorus) Mistaken for a senior, in this cowboy town, But I'm here to show 'em, I ain't slowin' down, Gonna two-step through the years, prove 'em all wrong, Singin' my country song, and singin' it strong. (Verse 2) My guitar's strummin', with a fire in my heart, Gonna light up this stage, tear the doubters apart, I might have some wrinkles, and a touch of gray, But that don't define the words I gotta say. (Pre-Chorus) I ain't no senior citizen, just livin' my prime, Gonna lasso the spotlight, one more time, Stompin' on the hardwood, makin' my stand, Gonna prove to 'em all, I'm still in command. (Chorus) Mistaken for a senior, in this cowboy town, But I'm here to show 'em, I ain't slowin' down, Gonna two-step through the years, prove 'em all wrong, Singin' my country song, and singin' it strong. (Bridge) Well, the crowd's startin' to holler, they're gettin' in line, Folks of all ages, movin' with mine, The rhythm takes over, age is just a thought, When the music's this good, it's never forgot. (Guitar Solo) (Chorus) Mistaken for a senior, in this cowboy town, But I'm here to show 'em, I ain't slowin' down, Gonna two-step through the years, prove 'em all wrong, Singin' my country song, and singin' it strong. (Outro) So remember my story, when you're judgin' folks by sight, Age is just a number, don't let it dim your light, We're all ridin' that sunset, no matter how far, But we'll keep on dancin' to the strum of that guitar. I believe he already owns the 12” by Chattanooga Bill and The Dusty Wagons. (apologies @Seat68) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 20 hours ago, Xela said: I get no more than a side eye or quick glance now. I must admit, my santa claus beard doesn't help. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 21, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2023 4 hours ago, bickster said: ChatGPT never fails on these Well, I walked into a dusty old saloon, Boots on my feet, under the Texan moon, I ain't no old-timer, I'm just a little gray, But folks started whisperin', "He's seen a better day." (Pre-Chorus) I ain't no senior citizen, just livin' my prime, But they pegged me for old age, oh what a crime, Sippin' on my coffee, leanin' on the bar, Gotta set the record straight, no matter how far. (Chorus) Mistaken for a senior, in this cowboy town, But I'm here to show 'em, I ain't slowin' down, Gonna two-step through the years, prove 'em all wrong, Singin' my country song, and singin' it strong. (Verse 2) My guitar's strummin', with a fire in my heart, Gonna light up this stage, tear the doubters apart, I might have some wrinkles, and a touch of gray, But that don't define the words I gotta say. (Pre-Chorus) I ain't no senior citizen, just livin' my prime, Gonna lasso the spotlight, one more time, Stompin' on the hardwood, makin' my stand, Gonna prove to 'em all, I'm still in command. (Chorus) Mistaken for a senior, in this cowboy town, But I'm here to show 'em, I ain't slowin' down, Gonna two-step through the years, prove 'em all wrong, Singin' my country song, and singin' it strong. (Bridge) Well, the crowd's startin' to holler, they're gettin' in line, Folks of all ages, movin' with mine, The rhythm takes over, age is just a thought, When the music's this good, it's never forgot. (Guitar Solo) (Chorus) Mistaken for a senior, in this cowboy town, But I'm here to show 'em, I ain't slowin' down, Gonna two-step through the years, prove 'em all wrong, Singin' my country song, and singin' it strong. (Outro) So remember my story, when you're judgin' folks by sight, Age is just a number, don't let it dim your light, We're all ridin' that sunset, no matter how far, But we'll keep on dancin' to the strum of that guitar. Christ almighty. That's improved insanely in just a few months. I would totally believe that's genuine. Hozier better get the brazier burning. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 15 hours ago, bickster said: ChatGPT never fails on these Well, I walked into a dusty old saloon, Boots on my feet, under the Texan moon, I ain't no old-timer, I'm just a little gray, But folks started whisperin', "He's seen a better day." (Pre-Chorus) I ain't no senior citizen, just livin' my prime, But they pegged me for old age, oh what a crime, Sippin' on my coffee, leanin' on the bar, Gotta set the record straight, no matter how far. (Chorus) Mistaken for a senior, in this cowboy town, But I'm here to show 'em, I ain't slowin' down, Gonna two-step through the years, prove 'em all wrong, Singin' my country song, and singin' it strong. (Verse 2) My guitar's strummin', with a fire in my heart, Gonna light up this stage, tear the doubters apart, I might have some wrinkles, and a touch of gray, But that don't define the words I gotta say. (Pre-Chorus) I ain't no senior citizen, just livin' my prime, Gonna lasso the spotlight, one more time, Stompin' on the hardwood, makin' my stand, Gonna prove to 'em all, I'm still in command. (Chorus) Mistaken for a senior, in this cowboy town, But I'm here to show 'em, I ain't slowin' down, Gonna two-step through the years, prove 'em all wrong, Singin' my country song, and singin' it strong. (Bridge) Well, the crowd's startin' to holler, they're gettin' in line, Folks of all ages, movin' with mine, The rhythm takes over, age is just a thought, When the music's this good, it's never forgot. (Guitar Solo) (Chorus) Mistaken for a senior, in this cowboy town, But I'm here to show 'em, I ain't slowin' down, Gonna two-step through the years, prove 'em all wrong, Singin' my country song, and singin' it strong. (Outro) So remember my story, when you're judgin' folks by sight, Age is just a number, don't let it dim your light, We're all ridin' that sunset, no matter how far, But we'll keep on dancin' to the strum of that guitar. I would buy that. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sne Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 Almost killed myself this morning Was going to put on a plant light in the window like I do every morning but stepped a bit to close to the edge of the ladder and fell backwards from a meter up straight onto a chair. Missed banging the back of my head into the coffee table by about a foot. Came away from it with only some bruises Good start to the day, real heart rate booster. Real old people injury. Neighbours probably woke up hearing me clattering to the floor at 06.30. Also managed to drag a flower pot with me in the fall that shattered into a thousand pieces. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted September 3, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted September 3, 2023 42 minutes ago, sne said: Almost killed myself this morning Was going to put on a plant light in the window like I do every morning but stepped a bit to close to the edge of the ladder and fell backwards from a meter up straight onto a chair. Missed banging the back of my head into the coffee table by about a foot. Came away from it with only some bruises Good start to the day, real heart rate booster. Real old people injury. Neighbours probably woke up hearing me clattering to the floor at 06.30. Also managed to drag a flower pot with me in the fall that shattered into a thousand pieces. What's a plant light and why do you need to use a ladder for it every day? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sne Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 6 minutes ago, sidcow said: What's a plant light and why do you need to use a ladder for it every day? A lamp to give extra light to plants so they grow better. Sweden is completely dark for 8 months of the year Grow light might be the English term? It's up in a window and the switch is on the socket rather than on the cord. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted September 3, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted September 3, 2023 1 minute ago, sne said: A lamp to give extra light to plants so they grow better. Sweden is completely dark for 8 months of the year Grow light might be the English term? It's up in a window and the switch is on the socket rather than on the cord. Surely you can rig it to switch on from below. Using a ladder daily must be such a ball ache not to mention if you're not careful you may have an accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sne Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 7 minutes ago, sidcow said: Surely you can rig it to switch on from below. Using a ladder daily must be such a ball ache not to mention if you're not careful you may have an accident. Yeah might look into changing it. Or just get a steadier step ladder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted September 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 3, 2023 is the ladder because you’ve tapped in to someone else’s power supply? 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sne Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: is the ladder because you’ve tapped in to someone else’s power supply? Nah, I wouldn't do that. Sadly it's only other herbs and chili's 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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