A man was sitting in Wembley Stadium at the cup final, all alone with an empty seat at his side. Someone asked, "So who bought a ticket and didn't bother to come?"
The man replied: "Actually, it's my wife's. She and I have gone to every cup final together since we were married over fifty years ago. The reason the seat is empty is that she has passed away."
"Well, couldn't you have given her ticket to a friend?" came the response.
The man replied, "Unfortunately not. They've all gone to her funeral."