CarryOnVilla

**** guys, put the hand bags down. It’s not worth it

I’m not sure where

What else is there to talk about? so far, this window is dryer than a nun’s chuff

thank you, but I just copied all of Birmingham mail's headlines for the next 3 weeks

Probably, it’s such a glib statement, that’s counter productive to a a club who wants young and growing players

I’m waiting for someone to come in and say... ”HE’S SHit, bECAUSe hE’s Not A PRovEn prEmIeR LEaGuE STRiKeR”

Kosovo keeps popping in the films I’ve been watching and the books I’m reading. Now it’s on a travel show on bbc news. im starting to think it’s a sign

Because we want it all now!!!!

such a cock tease

If he plays can we just give up, lock the thread and delete it like it never happed

Noooooo, the press are updating us on ever step Ollie Watkins is on villa’s list aston villa are looking at Ollie Watkins Aston Villa are having a cuppa tea and a chat about Ollie Watkins Aston Villa are interested in Ollie Watkins Aston Villa are enquiring about Ollie Watkins Ollie Watkins seems to want a move a premier league club and Aston Villa are in the lead, with Sheffield United and Leeds in the running. Aston Villa are preparing a bid for Ollie Watkins Aston Villa are submitting a bid for Ollie Watkins Aston Villa are near to submitting the bid for Ollie Watkins Aston Villa are about to bid £18m for Brentford striker Ollie Watkins Aston Villa have placed a bid for £18m to sign Brentford striker Ollie Watkins This is what Aston Villa’s line up would look like if they sign key signing Ollie Watkins. (purposefully puts a player in the wrong position to get comments) Brentford have rejected Aston Villa’s £18m bid for Ollie Watkins Brentford have denied Ollie Watkins dream move to Aston Villa Aston Villa are preparing an improved bid for Ollie Watkins. Aston Villa’s improved bid for Ollie Watkins will be £20 plus add ons Aston Villa are about to submit their improved bid for Ollie Watkins Aston Villa is near to submitting their improved bid for Ollie Watkins Aston Villa have submitted their Improved bid for Brentford star Ollie Watkins Aston Villa and Brentford negotiate over the free for Ollie Watkins Aston Villa are a long way off from Brentford’s asking price for Ollie Watkins Ollie Watkins considers handing in a transfer request to force his dream move to Aston Villa Aston Villa and Brentford are close to a deal for England prospect Ollie Watkins The deal to bring future England star Ollie Watkins to Aston Villa is nearly agreed. Brentford have agreed a fee from Aston Villa to sign future England mega star Ollie Watkins. the fee for “the next Harry Kane” Ollie Watkins is believed to be £25m plus add ons Ollie Watkins is on his way to Bodymoor Heath for his medical with Aston Villa Ollie Watkins has been seen at Aston Villa’s training ground, bodymoor Heath Ollie Watkins is having a medical prior to signing for Midlands team Aston Villa Ollie Watkins completes his medical at Aston Villa Aston Villa and Ollie Watkins negotiate personal terms Aston Villa and Ollie Watkins near agreement on person terms. Aston Villa and future Ballon D’or winner Ollie Watkins agree personal terms Aston Villa submit contracts to the premier league and the FA Aston Villa signs the future footballing god Ollie Watkins from Brentford for a undisclosed fee, believed to be £30m plus add ons *skipping a few hundred* Ollie Watkins scores 15 Goals on his debut Season for Aston Villa, under preforming from his touted “football god” status. The press are the biggest bullshitters of them all.

Do you member with last summers window when we had a signing a day and we had fun and emptied our balls to the prospects of Björn Engels and Marvelous Nakamba. those were fun times I would like back, but with better players

just like that

And we’ll end up with socks, it’s the Villa way

I told you to get out and take your Twitter nonsense with you.

Can you F off with your ITK Twitter links