CarryOnVilla

Either that’s a real good shop, or he’s training. Damn

People getting hung up on this, Dorset quote. he’s not claiming he knows he’s going. He’s speculating. That’s why he’s saying “expected”. It’s just his guess. when asking the clubs about this guess, there’s no response. that’s about it, just Dorset’s opinion

not the Championship… again no one here ever wants to go to Ipswich away again

Just took CarryOnBarking for a walk, instead of shitting on the pavement as he always does, he decided to do it on someone’s front garden. I looked up to see a Man City flag in one of the top windows. I put the baggy away and treated it as a sign #barkingITK

in short

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSAUj5zDcUd/ Ed Sheeran is ITK

Bailey is way better. He clearly has some classy taste, unlike Daka

There’s something off about this deal with me. Percy and Sam Lee are both saying the same story. So I’m running with his one over the other noise. they are claiming it inevitable and everyone has agreed on the deal. Both teams and jack with Man City. so, why isn’t this officially been announced? What’s the delay? If 100m was the release clause, Percy and Lee would of stated as such. And Man City would of put out a statement like our Bailey announcement. Or something like current trend in this window. “a deal has been agreed in principle.” Same goes if the fee has been agreed with Villa. This delay is is clearly because jack is away. Is Jack allowing one last punt from villa to keep him before he goes. Or the more the more likely Man City want the proper announcement in the kit and shizz.

Jack has a choice who he wants to play with in attack. Watkins, Bailey, Buendía or De Bruyne, Sterling, Foden Who ever they are?

Gotta love Sky’s levels of disrespect. on their transfer centre announcement of this signing, the very first line is “Is this a sign that Jack Grealish is on his way?” Jeeze, allow us a moment to be happy.

well that’s cheered me up a little.

What are the odds this thread will get to 3000 pages before it gets moved to other football?

Could we just take Jack to the Winchester?

If the 100m bid is matching the release clause, it would be reported as such. Particularly by someone like Percy who has already reported about a release clause, when Jack signed his contract last year.

Because like most people, you didn’t read the speculative part. “Villa are expecting to accept” doesn’t say we will, doesn’t say we have. Just expecting… like I’m expecting mrs onVilla to have a “headache” tonight

Bizarrely, Mrs OnVilla said the same

Jungle Cruise - completely rips off Pirates of The Caribbean and the Mummy, but it's ok-ish... just about passible

If the release clause was £100m and Percy knew about it. Wouldn’t he of stated “Manchester City have activated Jack Grealish’s release clause” rather than the “100m offer”

This is going to be a long ass weekend