Lichfield Dean

Well, we are after a new keeper...

Oh my word... How was that not a goal?

Tony Tony Tony... You sure know how to do this 'internet' thing don't you?

Blimey

Lescott...

What a goal by Alves. Juve look unstoppable at the moment.

Probably the most intelligent footballer we have had in the last decade in terms of his movement and passing. I was so impressed watching him earlier in the season. Sadly nobody else in our team was on his wavelength. If he can get over his undoubted issues and integrate with the rest of the squad (and if Bruce can work out how to use him) he will be an absolute star. However I remain pessimistic and do not think this will happen.

Broken ribs? How did that happen?

Anybody heard these rumours that Steve Bruce was in an altercation with players? I have no idea if there is any basis in it, but it seems fairly widespread. Edit: guess it may be related to the injury on his head, so quite possibly it is all completely made up

This is a fair point - it is terrible, but hey, I guess if they had fun making it then it does make it less dislikeable than many Hollywood films. If we are talking about overall dislike for any reason rather than just for technical or quality reasons, then I would have to put The Force Awakens up there for me. Yes it was extremely well-made, yes a lot of people liked it, but to me it was a cynical second-rate remake of a classic film (or two) with utterly abysmal dialogue, awful scriptwriting and some terrible acting. I was so annoyed watching that film... it could have been so so so much better. I had really high expectations for it (stupidly I suppose) and felt massively let down by it.

Manos The Hands Of Fate. An endless series of utterly incomprehensible nonsense. If you can get through it in one sitting I am impressed.

Also, ipsation is my new favourite word:

Great response Tony. I am so fed up with 'fake news'

Such a shame. I remember watching him in the nextgen tournament the year before we won it and thinking he would be our next Gareth Barry. Looks like it will not be the case now. Real shame - the injuries he had must have really affected his development.

Feel sorry for him in a way. We are looking so terrible right now it must be difficult to know what to do for the best. I guess this is why he has billions and and I do not.

Awful news :-(

Fingers crossed he recovers fully. Was a really good player for us.

The perfect thread for this Atletico Madrid performance :-)

Did you not see the accompanying gorilla picture and 'missing link' caption? It was disgraceful. Besides, writing an entire article about how you think somebody is stupid is pathetic enough as it is.

Um, maybe we need to rename this thread to Professor Tony Xia...

Yeah, you do have to wonder just how edgy the Dortmund players must have been feeling. They have been better this second half but they are really not concentrating fully. Really poor error leading to the third Monaco goal (which to be fair was a cracking finish)

What on Earth was Sven Bender trying to do then? Claiming he was pushed but quite frankly it was just a superb diving header into his own net. Dortmund looking poor.

Ref couldn't wait to get a red card out there to send off Larsson. Incredibly harsh. Would he have been so quick to send off a utd player?

Woohoo! Now keep it going lads, you know you can play well, so go ahead and do it!

Really needed to be subbed off much sooner though, he was struggling in the second half and continually gave the ball away putting us under a lot of pressure.