MrSmirch

Scott Parker

4-3 Southampton. Pelle and Mane gangbang.

Beat Chelsea 5-4 in the league cup final. Benik Afobe hattrick, Ayew supplied the other 2 with Wellington Nem getting 4 of the assists, absolute scenes

Classic

We havent got an ounce of composure in midfield, if theres an opposition player anywhere near they just shit their pants.

Hopefully that's the case, Hanoi seems to have a feel for this though.

Mitrovic has been getting negative points for me last few weeks, no doubt he'll start playing now though

Pantilimons won me this game week, I was behind by a few points but he's pulled it out the bag against Palace. 

Did get a bit lucky with them leaving 50 points worth of players on the bench though

4-0 Watford. Deeney and Ighalo gangbang. 

Richardson will cost us at least 1 goal.

Awful news, best of luck to him. 

Our Garde-ian angel

What a ball

Tidy, very tidy. Grealish or bacuna for Sinclair at some point. Hutton, Sanchez and Gil excellent so far. Like to see more from Veretout, he's playing deeper than Gana most of the time.

The goal is coming

Got to be a yellow for sterling

Bought it last night, beat the under 21's 7-0, signed a couple of South American midfielders then the game crashed and my laptop switched itself off. 

We go again.

Inspired win. 3-0 the Villa. 

Gil, Ayew, Sanchez 

It was even more disgusting when later on, Harry Kane fell on his back and was down for a few seconds holding it. You could see the concern so clearly on Deans face and pretty much helped him up back to his feet yet when Westwood was down with a head injury he lets play continue? Absolute joke. 

"Come on! Come on! Come on!" 

K Mac 2015

I really love it when we **** around with it at the back

Nah, makes more sense to play a £300k dutch utility man

Cheers kev

Yeah keep sniggering you scouse word removed