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    3-2 Villa. They go 2 up thanks to goals from Mahrez and Kante but then, in a strange twist of fate Ranieri makes a couple of bizzare substitutions leaving Leicester in somewhat of a predicament. Out of nowhere Cissoko bangs one in from a corner making it 2-1. With 15 minutes of play left, Jordan Ayew dances past Huth and Schmeichel and hammers it into the net. 

    Now back in level terms, Rémi turns and assesses his options. Perhaps another defender to come on and hold on to the point? Maybe the 300 year old chesnut tree to provide some shade and the occassional conkor? What about Janice the tea lady and Kev the kit man? The two of them could probably do a job at left back. 

    But no, the man Rémi turns to on this occasion is a man whose not been seen in these parts for some time.

    Joeseph Bennett. 

    He charges onto the field of play and immediately heads for his natural habitat, the oppositions penalty box. With just seconds left on the clock, his run is spotted by Janice and she launches it with all the might in her size 6 Adidas Originals. The ball arcs up and then down, Bennett rises like a salmon possessed by Be'Elzebub and manages to get one of his wispy locks of blond hair on to the ball, just nudging it out of the reach of the flailing Schmeichel and sends the ball trickling over the line...

    Mass celebration insues which the BBC brands a return to the dark days, Ayew goes on to score in the next 12 consecutive games and Villa go on to win the Inter Toto cup. 

    Ahh a man can dream. 

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    I hope some of the under 21's get a look in for this. Garde's been talking up Lyden lately, Sellars looked decent in preseason and Hepburn-Murphy seems to be scoring for the youth side every time i see the results (albeit, not that often). Surely they can't be that much much worse than Westwood, Sinclair and Gestede. 

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