MrSmirch

A friend of mine is going to start donating sperm on a regular basis, apparently theres a huge shortage (bloody brexit). He says its £20 cash in hand plus another £15 direct debit if its good stuff. You’ve got to hold off masturbating for 2 days prior so he’ll be attempting roughly 10 visits a month. Not for me... yet.

Agreed on Stormzy, I think he’s shite. 

I don't get the Marvel films and the ridiculous amount of breathless fawning they get. Boring, far far too long and pumped out every 8 months by the Hollywood machine.

The sun.

Renan Lodi was a player i spent so long chasing but for one reason or another was never able to get a deal for. Best stats I’ve seen for a left back in a long time and just moved to Atletico Madrid yesterday as a long term replacement to Filipe Luis. If he plays anything like his FM counterpart he’s a player that will be making big waves.

I think Nixon has mentioned he doesn’t like Villa and immediately after the article came out said that certain fans shouldn’t gloat about bidding for other players then scream when it’s the other way around. Made it up for the reaction I reckon.

You could get a prime Van Persie for £20M a little while ago.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ABgx4xpW2y0

all his goals from last season. Looks quick, strong, good with his feet. Reeeeeeaaaallly hope he performs, it’s easy to imagine him connecting onto balls from the wide players and playing in Jack and SJM. He does that Kane thing  a few times where he’ll get the ball in the box with his back to goal and then spin and find the corner very quickly and without aiming. Very excited. Can also score from outside the box which is something completely lacking in Tammy.

4 hours ago, VillaHatesMe said:

Aston Villa will sign another player at some point in the future.

Found the ITK

 Neymar has **** it all up.

1’o clock for the new number 1.

Get one of the lads off Geordie Shore in the hot seat, then we’ll see some real passion and Geordie fire! Why ay! BUCKIN BIRDS N BANTA! SHEARER! BEST PIES IN THE NORTH EAST!

Yeah doesn’t have the same tone of voice at all, we’ll see.

£30M is an awful lot, have another look in January when Leeds are hopefully mid table and don’t look like coming up.

19 hours ago, Mazrim said:

Nixon is a clueless bullshitting rocket polisher.

As things get busier he does tend to break a lot of stuff

Gets injured more than I like for a keeper. Not 100% in love with this IF it happens.

3 hours ago, useless said:

We could conceivably go out and sign Cahill, Barry, Milner, Delph, and Benteke, they all know each other and the club so there'd be no settling in period.

There would be a re-settling period however.

I like Jota, he’s not gonna set the world on fire but he’ll be effective and is very good on the ball

I like the look of Marriott.

Sergio Ramos wants a move

Sander Berge or Ibrahim Sangare for DM

Haven’t watched a premier league game in months so I’ve no idea if there’s any players from the bottom 10 worth looking at.

Back in for Dennis Praet maybe?

Complete faith in Suso et al to bring in some proper quality and Dean Pep Smith to get them playing

Please God deliver us a good performance tomorrow without any referee bullshit, cheating, leg breaking or general shithousery just a good natured game of football with the best team winning.

So pleased we’re not playing those dirty words removed leeds, what a disgrace that could've ended up being.

I hope we bring the good Dr Xia back for one of those inspirational team talks...

NOT.

We’re potentially 90 minutes away from being back in the Premier League. Hadn’t really sunk in till now. 

I’m pretty confident of us being the better team on the day. Derby’s keeper looked alright, much better than Carson. Will Curtis Davies be back in for the fella who got the red? Don’t know anything about their centre backs. Bogle their full back looked good.

A couple of quick passes around their box and Leeds were able to get shots away though, I’d love to see a couple of Kodjia goals.