Michael Jagger, George Michael, M J K Smith, taking the Michael, Michael Boulding (yes I say old bean, I think we've seen this somewhere before!), oh the list is endless
I voted for Michael Fish. Not for the same reason as mrbojangles gave though.
Just for the way he always held one hand at chest height. He just needed to put the other hand on his hip. To misquote The Kinks' (hey Michael Avory, my favourite 60s Britpop drummer) Lola "Well he's not the world's most athletic man".