wiggyrichard

#236 Unless you are in the SAS/engaging in gorrilla warfare, never under any circumstances wear face paint. In relation to rule #1 (mates sister is off limits), have we decided if sniffing her pants is a no go?

#228 Only in times of physical peril, may you kick another man in the balls. #229 Fighting naked is only allowed in jail. #230 Never ever drink alcopops, unless it's served by a topless barmaid...and it's free. #231 Never complain about the brand of free beer on offer, however, complain at will about the temperature. #232 Never be scared about reaching for the last beer or last slice of pizza...but not both. #233 If it bleeds it's edible. #234 All BBQ food must be consumed between two pieces of bread ie. bap/cob etc. #235 The use of cutlery at a BBQ is strictly forbidden.

Thats why i've got a nurse and he gets a stripper!!!

I think they should get rid of it all together imo.

One for you Gaz.

How much????!!!!! Where do I sign.... You have longer haired than i imagined! On my head or body? Top lip. Everything else is pretty much how i imagined you!

No nor me mate. Im laid back, dont get worried or stressed out by pretty much anything, but i couldnt cope with that. Fair play tho Dante, your a bigger man than me for not letting jealousy get the better of you, like you say, you know she's coming home with you so who gives a ****!

How much????!!!!! Where do I sign.... You have longer haired than i imagined!

Good for you mate, im only pulling your pisser. Like you say, it's a job, its not like she's getting naked and dry humping people for money....... :winkold:

He's really not that good is he? Yeah, so he pulled a couple of passes out his at the start of the season. Im still yet to see anything that will convince me he can make it as a good Premiership player.

Where's Dante when you need him? :winkold: You called? I think what Irreverentad is getting at is, is your missus a cheap hooker...sorry, i mean stripper? :winkold:

Agreed, protesting is pointless.

Large tin in Tesco £4.99, not bad value in all fairness

Do you agree that Christian Bale is shite as Batman Mike?

Ok, choc-ice or a screwball?

Can you still get choc-ices's Gaz?

How could anyone not love our merry band of naughty scoundrel's?!?! Maybe we could offer him a choc-ice? mmmmmmmm....choc-ice.....

I refuse to buy roses, complete waste of money!

#23 When camping, for cooking purposes a fire must be built from scratch...never ever use a camping stove! #24 Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. #25 Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends. #26 When on a coach trip for a lads day out/weekend, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. #27 When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. #28 Never tell another man he's "flying low", it's his problem! #29 Women who claim they "love watching football" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to explain the offside rule. #30 The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox 360, End of story.

Having discover the following man rules... #384 - Always tighten the ketchup bottle lid first if Tony "juvenile" h29 is about #385 - Always shake the ketchup bottle The others are... #1 - It is only acceptable to shag your mates sister if you have every intention of marrying her.

School boy error my friend. Man rule #385, always shake the ketchup bottle.

What, FFXIII-2? They're compltely different games. They're styled in a kind of similar way, very high production values, recurring monsters, stuff like that - but the game play is just incomparable really. I can answer your question though - no it isn't anywhere near as good as VIII There aren't many decent RPGs on PS3 anyway though. Or on any current console. The 'traditional' console JRPG like the old FFs ie. turn based battles, dungeon crawling, grinding levels is kind of dead. That one with the really really odd but fantastic story set in the mind of Chopin whilst he was dying was alright. Whatever that was called. I'm told the best of the gen is Xenoblade Chronicles on Wii, havent played it though. Have to agree with Sie, I really got into this last night. Love the addition of having a monster in your team and switching them out to change your paradigms. I mentioned it before, and I continue to be impressed by the difficulty. I've been caught off guard on a few occasions by how hard some of the battles have been, and has made the experience more exciting than frustrating really. Although I did recently warp back to another time zone where the battles are now very easy and slightly annoying. Having said that though I can't seem to just run away from them and do them anyway, so it's not like I don't have a choice. I managed to get a goblin cheiftan, which is a sentinal, and have levelled it up with some really good items I had - I forget the name, but they were level 3. Each one I used gave it a HUGE boost in HP, so I now have Serah on about 1000 HP, Noel on ~1200 HP, and GOBZOR () on over 5500HP! Cheers Hogso! FFVII was the daddy, stupidly good game. FFVIII was also decent. So what your saying is that you cant really compare the "old" two with the new one? Still sounds good. And Stevo, FFVII is **** awsome! Ive never ever put as many hours into a game like i did with that one. Its brilliant mate.

Cracking post MMFy. If only Mr. Lerner could take a look at it.

Meal at the Bell & Cross in Clent, followed by some filthy sex.

Im in Mexico last week in May first week in June. I can do early May if thats ok with everyone else?