wiggyrichard

Why does grated cheese taste better than sliced when on a sandwich?

Did you nail her before you left for work?

Is it acceptable for blokes to "wipe/dab" after a piss?

That too is the rule i would deploy. Sensible.

Summer fruits or citrus punch?

Thats what Stefan Postma said and looks whats happened to him!?!?

Along with a bottle of orange Lucazade?

You say that like it's a good thing. This is petrol station food we're talking about here, on a par with in-flight meals and a trip to Wimpy. Large Twix & a bottle of orange Lucazade...standard. I actually like in-flight meals.

Fixed. :winkold: I'm sure I invented an internet rule to negate that phrase Nope, it's stuck!

You go burn in hell!!! :evil: EDIT - On a side note, there was a girl at high school who gained a nickname of Twix. Answer's on a postcard.... 2 Fingers. Self harm. Am I close? On the button first go mate! What the **** have Twix's and self harming got to do with the price of egg's?

Shit news mate.

You go burn in hell!!! :evil: EDIT - On a side note, there was a girl at high school who gained a nickname of Twix. Answer's on a postcard....

Fixed. :winkold:

Ohhhh...they look nice! Im guessing the Twix version are a cheaper alternative? £1 for 6 bars...fill ya boots!

Well worth the risk my friend!

Fixed.

If you havnt tried them yet, stop on the way back from work and buy a pack. They are the dogs cojones!!!

Knowing what we know, that is almost inevitable wouldn't you say. Thats a fair point well made old chap.

Do you have OCD? Thats the cleanest desk ive ever seen!?!?

Dante...please oh please tell me you dont ever wear that hi-vis baseball cap and its on your desk by mistake???

Welcome to Alex McLeish's world! :winkold:

You complain of negaitivity on VT when most of the posts are defending him and you only mention the one or two that "slate" him? :winkold: Sorry, im having a shit day at work.

I'll unbaffle. You all drink roughly the same thing (from a cost point of view). You all drink at roughly the same speed. One person gets them in each time instead of everyone getting their own. It just makes sense. Everyone counting out their own pennies just seems like a hen party in a restaurant ("I only had the soup", "I didn't have a starter", "here's my £10.73p"). Indeed BOF. Mrs E and I went out for a meal with another couple about 3 years ago. We all had wine, we all had 3 courses all was well with the world. Until the bill arrived. The other woman takes from her handbag, a pocket calculator, and proceeds to tot up what she and her bloke had eaten/drank. SURELY you just divide the bill by 2? Am I wrong? Is it just me? We have never been out with them again. **** tossrags. I'd be so emmbarresed if someone i was out with tried to split the bill that way. Tight ****! It was just stupid. The waitress was pissing herself laughing. IDid you not say anything to her?

I'll unbaffle. You all drink roughly the same thing (from a cost point of view). You all drink at roughly the same speed. One person gets them in each time instead of everyone getting their own. It just makes sense. Everyone counting out their own pennies just seems like a hen party in a restaurant ("I only had the soup", "I didn't have a starter", "here's my £10.73p"). I don't, as anyone who has ever been for a drink with me knows I can make a pint last all evening if needs be. I drink slowly. Thats nothing to be proud of Andy. Your a mon, drink like a mon!