wiggyrichard

Me? Did you catch any in your mouth? No. Because that way aids lies. I put the beer mat over the top of my pint too.... You can only catch it once! :winkold:

We did that too.... but we wanted to get a flavour of the "culture" of the area. Maybe thats what Mike (Mjmooney) is on about when he said he prefers sampling the local culture? The dirty dog!

Yeah

I dont know who's actually come off worse there! The streak of piss with the ripped trousers needed a good beating! Run around till someones on the floor then gets the boot in...tosser!

Nope. You're going to have to explain this one. I'm not googling that at work either...... She is a 60 odd year old stage performer (since been replaced by her daughter) that has the uber special talent of producing razor blades, flags from and opening bottles with... wait for it... wait for it... her minge!!!!!!!111!1!! Ah I see. I took Mrs E to see something similar in Bangkok on our honeymoon. The lady we see could insert 5 coloured pingpong balls and then produce them "hands free" in any order at the request of the audience. . How romantic!

Nope. You're going to have to explain this one. I'm not googling that at work either...... She is a 60 odd year old stage performer (since been replaced by her daughter) that has the uber special talent of producing razor blades, flags from and opening bottles with... wait for it... wait for it... her minge!!!!!!!111!1!!

Do you visit the phenomenal talent that is Sticky Vicky?

I reckon 26/27. School boy error :oops:

That sounds **** ace! How old are you Lee?

It's a stag-do Mike! :? The only Spanish culture im interested in is a pint of Estrella or San Miguel (yes, i know its technically not Spanish). When im walking out of a club at 5 in the morning pissed out of my tree, im not interested in ordering a plate of seafood paella, i want a kebab, burger etc. When i go to Spain with the family, we go to a town called San Rafael which does not cater for English (they barelly speak it!), and i do like eating Menu Del Dia, mussells, paella. Why would you be interested in culture while on a stag-do?!?! :? I did actually suggest we all go to Rome to view the Colloseum and have a look round some good art galleries...strange, but it never went down to well! :winkold:

Yeah, i spoke to someone at the golf club over the weekend who said it's brilliant! Cheap as chips and loads of English styled sports bars. He said the bars are more or less fighting each other to get you through the door. Offering buy-1-get-1-free during certain hours of the day, shots etc. It will be carnage! 8)

My F-i-L came on mine. Not a bad plan actually.... it meant I didn't end up pulling that moose I encountered in Flares on Broad St. So he wasn't there when you first met his daughter then? :winkold:

My F-i-L came on mine. Not a bad plan actually.... it meant I didn't end up pulling that moose I encountered in Flares on Broad St. He's already said "Rich...i wont be able to keep up with you lot and im not going to any clubs...oh, and im not doing any shots!" We'll see about that Dave!

In other news... Ive booked my stag-do...14 of us in Benidorm for 4 nights! The father-in-law is coming too!

Anyone watch the Brit Awards? George Michael was pissed up/coked up. And Blur where **** shite! **** me, even i can shout a song down a microphone!

You disgust me!!! :winkold:

Ive never got my head around the whole concept of fake meat? :?

nope , knowing that some cow was slaughtered / butchered in the production of my burger and upsetting some lentil eating hippy simply adds to the enjoyment of the dish I agree. Im a carnivore, top of the food chain. End of story.

Cheers lads, much appreciated.

Not normally my place, but just incase Wiggy isn't about, I feel someone should probably cover for him. You've done me proud young Jedi!

Im so immature!

When did you come out Wiggy? I know its a little ghey, but it tastes **** ace!

Thank you irreverentad, I was starting to get a bit sad. My name doesn't rhyme but you took the time. Wanna pic of me, scantily clad? It is so hard to find rhyming words with 'Gareth'! Is it the same pic Wiggy sent me of you? :winkold: You were'nt supposed to tell him!!! He's going to stop sending them to me now! :cry:

Lemon juice and sugar or ice cream and Baileys.