Texas?!
"Only two things from Texas steers and queers - now which one are you boy?"
An Internet available for the film.........
If anyone has to Google that they want **** with a shitty stick!!!
Ive found time has gone quicker since the little dude came along. He'll be 2 in August!!! I know its cliche, but it does only seem like yesterday that i was carrying him out of the hospital.
Really!? Im 29 on Sunday and i still consider myself young. But once you hit your 30's, i think you are officially eligible for a mid-life crisis!
Once I was 25 I was closer to 30 than 20. That meant old for me.
On my 25th birthday I genuinely was a bit depressed for a while!
I still act young though. I still consider myself immature (I'm 26 now)
Being immature at times is what keeps me feeling young. The minute you stop laughing at farts is the moment you are old.
Your as old as you feel.
Happy Birthday for Sunday mate... enjoy the last year of being young!
Thanks mate, over to General Chat for a discussion on when you are officially old!
EDIT - ****!!! Just clocked it!!!
Golf comp tomorrow morning, tee-off at 10:42. Following by stupid amounts of alcholic refreshments as it's my birthday on Sunday. The ripe old age of 29.
Then on Sunday, the missus is taking me to Miller & Carter for beautiful steak.
When your driving to work and your sat at traffic lights, the lights change to green, then a fire engine/ambulance/police car comes the other way with the blue lights going so you stay where you are. The fire/engine/ambulance/police car move through the traffic, the coats is clear then the lights change back to red and your stuck where you were!
You'll get used to it mate, they usually settle down after...oh, id dont know...4 months!
Cangratulations by the way. Best job in the world being a dad!
Very well put Jon lad.
Seconded.
Although replace "music" with "porn" and "chill out" with "masturbate furiously" and jobs a good'un.
Your not even joking are you!?