wiggyrichard

Very messy and leaves trace evidence..... a far better way.... leave body in a chest freezer for minimum 48 hours. Rent a wood chipper - frozen body into the wood chipper, collect the pieces dispose of bits in a pond before they thaw. Happy fish. Happy you. Run some wood through the chipper afterwards to clear out any residue. Job done. Ive read Richard Kuklinski's book "The Iceman" which i would recommend. He was a mafia hitman, and he used to freeze the bodies of some of his victims, then he would dump the bodies some time after the murder and the police would have trouble identifying the exact time of death.

Lime. Just finished reading Wiseguy, they used to cover the bodies in lime to increase the rate of decomposition.

You do realise that a few of our senior players have the same jumped up attitude as some of those at Chelsea?? Like who?

*dont think he's spotted it*

Have you deployed this technique in the past? No. :oops: Not a good technique. First impressions count, and your first impression would be that of a sex pest. Saying that, it could work. Eames is a sex fiend and he's married!!!

Have you deployed this technique in the past?

What you babbling on about?? We played well in the second half and could have easily scored another 2-3 goals. Like i said, we could have easily scored 8 goals on Saturday. How the **** is that 'negative'??? To be fair Stu, we were shite 2nd half. Sitting back on a 0-1 lead?!?!?

Are you on about hookers? No. What do you mean by girls "on road"? Walking along the street and approaching girls you see. In the shops, on the train etc. :shock: Yes thats abolutely fine...... If you're a rapist WTF, lets say you are out shopping, and you see a nice girl you like the look of, what is wrong with approaching her and trying to get her number? Again, thats just weird.

Are you on about hookers? No. What do you mean by girls "on road"? Walking along the street and approaching girls you see. In the shops, on the train etc. Dont know why, but that sounds a little weird. You can get arrested for that sort of shit!

The one in Penn.

Going to Miller & Carter tonight, never been before but heard good things. Either the 8oz fillet or the 8oz rump half rack of ribs combo.

Are you on about hookers? No. What do you mean by girls "on road"?

It's almost as if his team selections against Manchester United at home, Spurs away and even Wigan away(!!!!) just two weeks ago didn't happen. The bloke is deluded as well as an awful football manager who can't win games. The other thing being if he has asked them to do that since day one of the season then either; 1. He is lying 2. He is unable to get across to them how he wants them to play 3. They are ignoring him and have no respect for him Im going to plump for #3. Or... 4. He is completely tactically shite!

Bit of advice lads. Getting married in Mexico and ive got to sort my wedding attire out. Now do i get my dad and her old man to wear matching stuff?

Are you on about hookers?

FFS Gaz!?!?!? NSFW!!!!!!!!!111!!!11

That Villas Boas chap is out of work?! Seriously tho, i would be more than happy to have Curbishley in charge...**** me, mad Mick would be an improvement on McLeish!!!

Letting Carlos go would be on par with appointing McLeish in the stupid dicision stakes!

Went out for a few birthday drinks on Saturday night, ended up getting mangled! Then had the joy of walking round the jewellery quarter with the missus yesterday in the freezing cold looking for wedding rings...whilst feeling like complete dog turd!!!

Cheers lads, have a good'un.

Right, im off. Have good weekend guys!

That shock you're feeling now as you read the above, Wiggs? That's how shocked we were during "Orwellgate".

Do you know who Mary Poppins is Legov?