wiggyrichard

Havnt seen BOF or Voinjama on here today so i think your safe!

My missus wants another...**** you contraception!!!!!!!

The face dude...got be the face!!!

I thought we had this conversation before and it turned out you 2 were riding bare-back? I also love how Dante uses the polite expression of 'climax' instead of 'shoot my bolt' 'empty my bollox' etc etc.

Bitches are crazy. My mono-testicular friend's ex faked a pregnancy, then faked a miscarriage and reamed him for a shit-tonne of cash. Thats awful. It is the cruelest thing anyone can do making someone believe they are going to be a father and then rip it away from them. Agreed. Im not one for hitting woman and dont agree with it. Ive never struck a woman or come close. But if some bitch did that to me then i would break my own rule. Yeah its horrible what she's done but she's also obviously not mentally healthy. Maybe the fact that her parents live abroad doenst help when her boyfriend is about to leave her, leaving her with no one. I'm not excusing her by any means but there might be more to it than her just being seemingly evil. Sorry mate, my comment was aimed at Gaz's post. Just read Maqroll's post and yes i agree with you in a way that it's not as straight as it seems. My post before still stands tho!

Agreed, i really dont see what there is to lose by taking him. Use him as an impact player, the other teams wont know whats hit them! The kids a game changer!

Does that not make it worse? Anyway, not the point. Its on a similar level to someone telling their bloke he's not the father of the child having let him raise he/she as their own for the first 5 years of their life.

Bitches are crazy. My mono-testicular friend's ex faked a pregnancy, then faked a miscarriage and reamed him for a shit-tonne of cash. Thats awful. It is the cruelest thing anyone can do making someone believe they are going to be a father and then rip it away from them. Agreed. Im not one for hitting woman and dont agree with it. Ive never struck a woman or come close. But if some bitch did that to me then i would break my own rule.

This Which Jones are you talking about? Because you sure as hell cant be talking about Phil Jones of Manchester United!?!? :shock:

He's a bit good isnt he!? Im all for not rushing kids of 17 or 18 who are clearly talented, but every now and again you get someone like Rooney or Chamberlain who are cleary ready both mentally and physically. Wengar has already said that he will not be rushed and used in every game, but im sorry, i dont see how you can leave someone so talented out of the team when his fit? Wengar should be starting this kid when ever he's available imo. He's not fazed by anything and is built like a brick shit house for an 18 year old. Should he go to the Euro's?

Funnily enough i looked at those in the shop. They're the green packet arent they? There was also an orange packet, not sure what they were? I have to eat 1 colour at a time for some reason. The king of sweets imo. Yup those are the ones. Not seen the orange bagged ones before. These? Yep, there the ones!

Wonder if Eames has heard about his job yet?

But Fisherman's Friends don't taste of mint, they taste of... dunno. Iodine? I was going to say dog shit! Ive never tried dog shit, but i have tried Fisherman's Friends, and i would imagine the 2 taste very similar.

Craig, how long have you been saving that .gif up for? What with the flying ladybird, now this!?!?

I am a fan of M&M's tbf. But as far sweets go (Skittles/Nerds/Millions/Wine Gums etc), im struggling to see past Skittles. Fruitella are also pretty **** ace! Also fruity Mentos!

Ive just discover Skittles can be use to flavour vodka. How very interesting!

Funnily enough i looked at those in the shop. They're the green packet arent they? There was also an orange packet, not sure what they were? I have to eat 1 colour at a time for some reason. The king of sweets imo.

Just chowing down a bag of Skittles, **** me they're ace! I really can taste the rainbow! :nod:

Could be a man crush and he's just playing hard to get? You know, the old "im not interested and i hate you...when really i want to suck your nipples and jizz in your ass while covered in strawberry jam...but the one with no bits" type thing. You promised that would stay between us Wiggy....... you beast. :cry: :firefox:

What do I win?! A zebra...go you!

Could be a man crush and he's just playing hard to get? You know, the old "im not interested and i hate you...when really i want to suck your nipples and jizz in your ass while covered in strawberry jam...but the one with no bits" type thing.

:winkold: :wink: ****!

I'd like to think so, hopefully i will start playing again on a Sunday/Saturday and string a few impressive performances together before the end of the season. If i can recapture my form of 4 years ago i could be in with a shout. Until the squad is named, we're all in with a chance! I've got the wrong end of the stick havnt i?

I dont think any of us on here have really got any room to talk about taking the piss at work!