wiggyrichard

Too easy!

Yes When she starts he's Mr. Floppy, then he changes into SuperStiffy! Yes and I don't like it! It makes it go a weird shape, like when you try and blow up a faulty balloon. You dont like it!?!?!

Yes When she starts he's Mr. Floppy, then he changes into SuperStiffy!

Few beers with the lads tonight then a curry. Safari park tomorrow with the missus and little dude. Golf Sunday and a couple of pints afterwards.

What? The "soft suck"?

Talking of sex, anyone ever get the "soft suck"? Tis rather an exhilarating experience!

Can you not find anyone else? Thats what im trying to do now, think ive got someone else lined up. I managed to sneak that one in. You have changed Wiggy!!! Its been a long week!

Dude...ive got feelings!

Can you not find anyone else? Thats what im trying to do now, think ive got someone else lined up.

Just had my mate ring me to tell me he cant make golf on Sunday. Doesnt sound bad in itself, but its a pairs competition which means i cant play myself now!!!

**** me Mike...why not go for Windsor Castle and be done with it!!!

Only women take photos looking down on themselves!!! For some reason i always imagined you with a moustache!?!?

That'd do me too!

Im not embarrassed at divulging my true identity, Im Wiggy and ive sharted!!! Moonface! :winkold: Piss off you!

Im not embarrassed at divulging my true identity, Im Wiggy and ive sharted!!!

Oh yeah. Dutch Oven FTW?

What? To fart or shit? No, to shart. You've never farted and thought "SHIT!!! Are farts meant to have lumps in?"

What? To fart or shit?

Do you fart in front of your missus Dante?

Thanks Ginko your advice is good. I always wondered what it would be like if someone ran their life through advice on VT. Sort of like Danny Wallace doing 'Yes Man', but with you twisted feckers instead! Any volunteers? Is she still feeling Ads? It can take up to two years after she finished feeding for milk production to stop. Mrs E is still lactating like a champion having stopped feeding 3 months ago. Surely if Ad is suckling on her nips like a newborn, she's just going to continue producing milk!? Well there is that. Why not try a couple of clamps....? Same sensation without the dairy products. I still think she's pregnant!

Yeah, is it just me or are pic-hosting services getting worse. I went through 5 of em to get that up Use Tinypic, works great.

Thanks Ginko your advice is good. I always wondered what it would be like if someone ran their life through advice on VT. Sort of like Danny Wallace doing 'Yes Man', but with you twisted feckers instead! Any volunteers? Is she still feeling Ads? It can take up to two years after she finished feeding for milk production to stop. Mrs E is still lactating like a champion having stopped feeding 3 months ago. Surely if Ad is suckling on her nips like a newborn, she's just going to continue producing milk!?

Now if it was grown women....? Have you seen 2 Girls 1 Cup Mike?