I can manage the the 1 finger.....at a push.
Whyhow many can you take? :winkold:
Well, as you will never find out, feel free to use your imagination
Now you've gone and done it!!!
He'll have you mentally covered in Dairylea in no time!
I prefer a 'Laughing Cow'!
They usually are after they see your pecker!
I can manage the the 1 finger.....at a push.
Whyhow many can you take? :winkold:
Well, as you will never find out, feel free to use your imagination
Now you've gone and done it!!!
He'll have you mentally covered in Dairylea in no time!
Form is temporary class is permanent.
I should really be a motivational speaker! I could come on tour Jenny and keep your morale up?
EDIT - **** you Eames that was my line!!! :winkold:
First thing in the morning, I am usually desperate for a piss. A soft suck would worry me as at the point of climax I could end up pissing in her mouth!
That's happened to my mate. exactly that. She was sick.
There's something wrong with you!
First thing in the morning, I am usually desperate for a piss. A soft suck would worry me as at the point of climax I could end up pissing in her mouth!
Yep, there is no better start to the day than being woke up with the soft suck.
Christ on a bike!!! - That's nothing, myself, Shillz, Eames and Gareth regularly meet up to rub our sphincter's together, sometimes we make a game out of it by inserting several wax crayons in each others anus' and try and pick out a specific colour! The hardest colour by far to pick out is Burnt Sienna because, by jove, Shillz bloody loves Burnt Sienna!
:shock:
It is. Don't try and quantify your relationship, just enjoy it.
This!
I thought as much. Nothing more annoying though than wanting to see your bird more often than she's able to.
I think everyone gets like it mate at the start of a relationship. Why hasnt she txt back? Is she pretending to be out with he mates because she doesnt want to see me?
Its all in your head mate. Easier said than done, but as the lads say, enjoy it and things will fall into place if they're meant to be.
Yes
When she starts he's Mr. Floppy, then he changes into SuperStiffy!
Yes and I don't like it! It makes it go a weird shape, like when you try and blow up a faulty balloon.
You dont like it!?!?!
I'm not one to moan about any form of blowie, but that temporarily makes my todger look like someones thumb in a cartoon when they've hit it with a hammer.
Thats pretty **** up dude...you should get that shit looked at!!! :shock:
Allow me lads.
If she lets you do her up the wrong'un...your in there and she has a warm fuzzy feeling whenever your around...your "together".
If she doesnt let you do her up the wrong'un and pushes you away...she's just using you because the batteries have gone and she doesnt see a future between the two of you.
Simples!