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wiggyrichard

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  1. You should really marry somone your own age! :winkold: Dont encourage him!
  2. On a fish related note, finding a bone in a piece of fish. Might as well throw it in the bin because i would spend the rest of the meal searching for more bones! Surely depends on the fish. Like sardine bones I can eat. Or whitebait, you eat whole etc I only eat cod or haddock.
  3. On a fish related note, finding a bone in a piece of fish. Might as well throw it in the bin because i would spend the rest of the meal searching for more bones!
  4. The worst ive had done, was when we were in Magaluf. I had my balls covered in toothpaste. Doesnt sound much i know, but... IT.IS.****.AGONY!!! I shit you not, i felt like crying when it was fizzing when i was in the shower trying to wash it off!
  5. Not yet chap, we have one unwritten rule amongst the group. Under no circumstances may body or head hair be shaved...anything else is pretty much fair game! Why not 'body'? **** no's...never really thought about it!
  6. It's a stag do. Sounds perfect to me. Yup, pretty much my idea of a perfect lads weekend away!
  7. Not yet chap, we have one unwritten rule amongst the group. Under no circumstances may body or head hair be shaved...anything else is pretty much fair game!
  8. Getting drunk!?!? You'd be there for a week...it takes you an hour to drink a pint!!!
  9. How old are you CED? You sound about 60! Why do you assume that all young people have to enjoy the same things? I suppose it is stupid of me to assume that all people enjoy the same things. Ive got plenty of time for the pipe and slippers tho, 4 nights of carnage with 14 of my closest buddies sounds brilliant to me!
  10. A karting and paintball day out, quick wash and change followed by a bostin' night of poker with the lads with some cigars and whiskey, and a stripper or two of course. Simple, effective, enjoyable. Nothing saddens me more than seeing a group of lads out on a stag do and the 'stag' being stupidly drunk because his mates keep giving him cocktails. I just don't see the point in that. I would want to enjoy and remember my stag do. You poof. Does sound a bit ghey...are you Finch from American Pie?
  11. As luck would have it my Mother-in-law will be there at exactly the same time (true story), it is an almost scientific certainty that she wound spot me from distance hanging out the back of 'Donna' from Newcastle with a joint in 1 hand and half drunk bottle of Vodka in the other. Oh how i wish i could some how transpose my mental picture of that onto the forum!
  12. How old are you CED? You sound about 60!
  13. Problem is, we fly at 6:30am from Brum, which mean we will be in Spoons in the departure lounge from 4am. **** hell thats going to be a big session that day!!!
  14. Arguably he should have been against Cooper though ..... :nod: He didnt know his arsehole from his elbow until he had the smelling salts thrust under his nose! Talk about saved by the bell! I think Tyson would win fwiw.
  15. Yes, Downing mark 2 Eh!?! Downing was a very decent player for us?
  16. You dont want to come along?
  17. Exactly wiggy, drinking cold beer in the sun eyeing up the local slappers is what its all about. p.s. my invite must have been lost in the post, could you please resend it Exactly mate, watered down lager, cheap shots, shit (junk) food and maybe a bit of sun. Proper stag-do! Invites on its way mate, your more than welcome to come along and join in the pissed-up tomfoolery?
  18. Your old before your time mate. It's a stag-do, thats what its all about. What else would you suggest?
  19. Im **** lost here. The most technically gifted player we have who is starting to look like finding his Man City form, and people want rid of him!?!?
  20. Agreed. Its only 4 nights, how come you think of it as being hell?
  21. Where are you having in Wiggy? Benidorm, 14 of us!
  22. I thought we'd decided on 'stripper dipper'?
  23. Only 2 weeks till my stag-do! Bring on the beer!!!
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