wiggyrichard

Haha. Brilliand. Did that genuinely happen? Fantastic Wigster! On my boys life, that happened not 1 hour ago at the Morrisions in Bromsgrove, and that is exactly what was said.

:| You don't like animals? Dont you **** start!!!

I would have iterrupted her by just saying my order. By not saying anything, you have in her mind accepted the situation. If you had said your order, she would know she has an impatient customer so she would have felt awkward as would the person she was speaking with. Which would have meant you would have been chomping earlier. You are now that wagon's bitch! Dammit

Popped into Morrisions to get some hayfever/allergy tablets (oh the irony) and i was stopped by someone at the exit asking if i had 5 minutes to do a survey on animals. Im in a pretty good mood today (not that im ever in a bad one but hey) so i said "yeah, of course". The conversation went... Lady: "Morning, have you got 5 minutes to spare?" Me: "Yeah, of course" Lady: "Great, so are you an animal kinda man?" Me: "Pardon?" Lady: "Do you like animals?" Me: "No" Lady: "Sorry? You dont like animals?" Me: "Nope" Lady: " :| " Me: " " Lady: "Have a good day sir :| " Me: "You too " Pretty shit survey if you ask me!

Ive just gone to get a sandwich from the sandwich wagon after popping into Morrisons. The lady behind the counter is very polite and friendly and has a little chat with everyone she serves. Now the bit that pissed me off...im stood there, havnt ordered my food yet and she is rabbiting away with some old lady about this and that. 5 minutes im stood there like a spare prick waiting for her to finsih her little conversation about her holiday in Ibiza. I wouldnt mind if i'd ordered and my food was cooking while she chats, but she doesnt even take my order, just gives me a smile as if to say "with you in a second". Take my **** order...then carry on chatting bollox to the little old lady!!!!

I'd move there tomorrow if i could.

I will crack a cold tinny just for you when i get home! You bastard! He is matey too and after the meeting wants to go for a beer. No effin chance!! Tough one...keeping the client happy = return business Yup he contributed 20% of our Turnover in a one off transaction. So too important to **** him off. No chance of repeat business as people only tend to sell their businesses once. Well...how'd it go? So whats going on then? You helping him to sell his business?

I will crack a cold tinny just for you when i get home! You bastard! He is matey too and after the meeting wants to go for a beer. No effin chance!! Tough one...keeping the client happy = return business

I will crack a cold tinny just for you when i get home!

Does that better Jesus's current world record? Im joking...cracking news that he looks like making a full recovery of sorts!

Which Raddisson Hotel was it?

The best result as far as I am concerned would be if they both lost. I hate clubs that buy history instead of making it. But i bet you wouldnt be moaning if Villa got took over by a a stupidly rich oil barron who gave us £100m to spend every transfer window? I know i wouldnt. The success that followed would feel hollow, but I suppose it's the only way to ever have any kind of success these days. I guess that means that no matter what happens, I will never experience ultimate football euphoria or feeling of achievement because the game has moved past that now. Hollow football or not, a trophy is a trophy. Do you think Man City supporters give a shit about history or how they've achieved success? If they win the league, i will garentee not one of them will give a shit how they did it. Success is success...however it comes about. Don't get me wrong, I'd rather win trophies on an oil barons squillions than endure the current dross. All I'm saying is that we'd never get the sense of achievement or euphoria that the great triumphs of 81 and 82 provided (I can only dream of what that must of been like). Oh i agree mate, in an ideal world i would be so proud to say we did it the way we did it in 81 & 82. But as you say, at this moment in time i would take it however it came along. If that meant buying the league...then so be it!

I bet you shit yourself everytime you look in the mirror!?!?

The best result as far as I am concerned would be if they both lost. I hate clubs that buy history instead of making it. But i bet you wouldnt be moaning if Villa got took over by a a stupidly rich oil barron who gave us £100m to spend every transfer window? I know i wouldnt. The success that followed would feel hollow, but I suppose it's the only way to ever have any kind of success these days. I guess that means that no matter what happens, I will never experience ultimate football euphoria or feeling of achievement because the game has moved past that now. Hollow football or not, a trophy is a trophy. Do you think Man City supporters give a shit about history or how they've achieved success? If they win the league, i will garentee not one of them will give a shit how they did it. Success is success...however it comes about.

I havnt got a clue, thus the :? :? :?

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I bet you shit yourself everytime you look in the mirror!?!?

What Lapel says, do it! I hate heights too, but you get a buzz when your up there. You'll be fine once you get over the initial "holy shit!" thing. Great fun. Good day out for you and the missus.

Off Topic is bouncing today!? :drowsy:

The best result as far as I am concerned would be if they both lost. I hate clubs that buy history instead of making it. But i bet you wouldnt be moaning if Villa got took over by a a stupidly rich oil barron who gave us £100m to spend every transfer window? I know i wouldnt.

This part i agree with.

But Micks a legend!!! He's had more fanny than you've give blowjobs!!!

To be fair, the last page or so could be flooded with gifs. and picture!