wiggyrichard

They're brilliant Maqroll, cheers for posting!

Wasnt too bad on Saturday. We played an easier course as Hagley was shut due to the weather, we went to Ombersley. As stupid as it sounds, i didnt actually play that well. I was driving the ball fairly well, but my long irons (3-6) were'nt really working for me. A couple of times i pulled the ball left. I managed to scramble well and only had one 3 putt all round. My putting made my round, everything from withing 6 foot i was finding the cup. Anything from around 100-120 yards i was finding the green. I also only found 1 green out of 4 par 3's.

:shock: :shock: :shock: WHAT!?!? You dont like Keith Lemon??? He's the funniest bloke on TV, uber uber funny!!! No. Wiggy, no. Just no. Get out. A word removed of the highest order. Seriously!? You dont find him funny?

Played to 13 on Saturday, 43 points, no blobs. Smokey!

Alan Hansan is a bit of a cock now i come to think of it.

:shock: :shock: :shock: WHAT!?!? You dont like Keith Lemon??? He's the funniest bloke on TV, uber uber funny!!!

It is crazy mate. "dont pull it left...dont pull it left...dont pull it left..............*swoosh*...............**** IT!!!" Thats why we keep going back tho mate.

****...that made me chuckle Paul!

I know that feeling. There is a par 3 at Hagley, the 12th, 199 yards off the whites down hill, out of bounds left, loads of room to the right, bunker at the back of the green so as long as you keep it straight your ok, you can run it down there if you want or bail out right. Every **** time i pull the thing left out of bounds!!!! :x

PM?

8) SHE DOES!!! Dammit Gaz...we want details!!!

I thought it was! Ive played the Roman Road course which ok & the Montgomerie which is nice but a **** of a walk...mountain goat territory! I'd say £150 is a good deal to play the 2010 course and 1 of the others, assuming you get a breakfast and evening meal also. Not played the 2010 but im assuming its very nice.

But would changing it now have an adverse effect on the team?

Dean Kiely is good friends with one of my best mates, and he has just joined my golf club (Hagley) from The Forest. I played with him a couple of weeks ago and he said what a nice place it was. He was saying the only thing he hated and one of the main reasons he left was that even as a full member you had to ring and book a tee-time which he found hard as he is still involve with the Albion as a coach, where as at Hagley, you just turn up and if the tee is clear & no comp you just carry on, also no non-members before 10:30 which is nice on a weekend. Really nice fella tbf, very down to earth and quiet. Playing with him Sunday also.

Gaz is the one that **** her!!!1!!1!11!!!!! I remember now!!! Does she do that thing with her tongue that i imagine she does???

Oh for **** sake! Look, i want him out and think he is an awful manager...but lets not pretend he came here and did it on purpose!!! Chill out! Can you not see it was meant as a bit of light hearted joviality to break up, just for a little while anyway, the very real depression lurking on this forum. Some people need to get out more! Sorry dude, its been a shit day at work.

Cheers lads. If anyone wants a cracking attacking midfielder/support striker i can strongly recommend this yank from Fulham called Dempsey.

My mistake, that is the one i was on about. The setting is beautiful, cracking course that.

Oh for **** sake! Look, i want him out and think he is an awful manager...but lets not pretend he came here and did it on purpose!!!

I'll see your Tim Lovejoy & raise you an Andy Goldstein. Total tool & a cockney manure fan. Need I say more ? Agreed, I loved Lovejoy on Soccer AM...on the other hand, Goldstein is a bellend!

Things are looking up!

hmmmm tough one. Willoughby is the more attractive by far. However, I imagine that she wouldn't be as much fun in the sack as Cotton. It depends whether you prefer sleeping with the prettier one or the one you would have more 'fun' with? Me.....I take 'fun' every time! Yup, you think of it....she'd do it!

Thats the main problem mate. Fow what its worth, i prefer the Champianship course at the Arden.

would would

Spot on about the attractiveness Stevo. Holly and Fearne stood infront of me...im choosing Fearne all day long! Fearne is **** average. She really is. I would, because it's Fearne Cotton. But she's another that if she wasn't famous and I saw her in a club, I wouldn't look twice. She's an alright looking bird, and that's it. I refer you to my colleague...