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Im really not sure what the moral of that story is? Cock-blockers will never get married and will find out they're infertile?

What the.... :shock: Who does that? You sure he's a mate? He probably fancies you. Pieboy's right...he definately wants to smash your rectum in! Avoid him like the plague...failing that...dispose of him.

Very childish to say the least. Wasnt this one of the rules in the "Rules of manliness" thread? Never...EVER hinder a friend's chances of getting laid. **** knocking the burger out of his hands, he needed a good slap!

Congratulations Craig! Chuffed to bits for you both, its the best job in the world mate being a dad. The wedding/Mexico was great thanks lads. Weather was amazing, hotel was amazing, the wedding was amazing...everything was just amazing. 2nd best day of my life without a shadow of a doubt! So what have i missed apart from Dante getting his missus up the duff?

Hi guys...first things first...is Dante going to be a daddy?

Cheers lads, see you in a couple of weeks x

After the wedding, just for you guys, i shall grow a moustache. Handle bar one ok for everyone?

Cheers mate.

Cheers mate, i will raise a beer for you while chilling in the infinity pool gazing out to sea.

Off to Mexico to today (technically tommorrow but we're going down to Gatwick today and stopping over). Cant wait, dreading the journey, but it will all be worth it.

Come on Randy, just give him £25m and sign the fat **** up!!!!11!!1

Please please please please please. Yep, would be my #1 choice also. Problem is he would want £20-30m to spend (saying that, whoever is appointed will need that...but wont get it).

Well this gets a big fat "meh" from me. Yes we all like him, but if he was as good as some on here make him out to be then he would be playing. We needed to get through the season, why would you tell some one that they dont have a job at the end of the season when we were fighting tooth and nail to stay in the league?

eh? are you saying that you are not allowed to get married in turkey if you have epilepsy? and that they test everyone before getting married for this condition (amongst others)? Not sure about Turkey mate (i assume its the same as Mexico), but we have to get tested for the following before we can get married... AIDS Syphilis Proof that we are not related! Also got to have the chest x-ray. If you fail any of the above, you cant get married, applies to locals also. Good aids or bad aids? I think your ok if youve got good aids.

Im going over to the testosterone shop...anyone want anything?

Is The appropriate comment here? This may not actually be as funny as I found it. Yup. It was brutal!!! I tried to keep a straight face when I said " well who would have thought 12 months ago that we would have both been ditched this year? Yet I am the one in the stable relationship!" We both laughed, cracked open a couple of tinnies while she slagged off her ex. Good fun Did you nail it for old times sake? Is it classed as cheating if a bloke shags a lesbian behind his missus's back? This is why I love VT. Where else would I get these deep philosphical questions answered? Man needs to know this shit!?

Does that mean you are issuing a lol? Or that our VTers have issues? I tissues might be more appropriate. Wet wipes are your friend, tissues leave bits of paper on the end of your old' fella. So true

Is The appropriate comment here? This may not actually be as funny as I found it. Yup. It was brutal!!! I tried to keep a straight face when I said " well who would have thought 12 months ago that we would have both been ditched this year? Yet I am the one in the stable relationship!" We both laughed, cracked open a couple of tinnies while she slagged off her ex. Good fun Did you nail it for old times sake? Is it classed as cheating if a bloke shags a lesbian behind his missus's back?

You couldnt make it up!

Dante, mate, you cant make someone fall in love with you, it just happens. If she is not 100% all in after 6 months then you have to ask, does she want this as much as you do? If the answer to this question is 'no' or 'not sure'...then sorry dude but its never going to work. Both people have to want it to work, if they dont, then there is no point continuing half arsed. She says she does love me to bits. She says she wants this to work. She just needs some time to herself every now and again without me clinging to her, which is understandable. She got me a heart shaped ornament saying 'You are my happy ending' the other day. >_> So what happens when you eventually live together? Is she going to have 1 weekend off a month to have some "me time"? Or maybe she could have every Tuesday night? I live with my missus (obviously) and i look forward to seeing her everyday, she still does her thing with her mates and i do mine, but never once has the thought crossed my mind to have a break away from each other. I love being around her (and visa versa) and thats why im marrying her. Loving someone and being in love with someone are massively different things mate.

Not gonna want to hear it but that ain't good, I'd have told her to **** off there and then. What Ingram says. I would of had to have said something, it would more than likely ended in a row, but i wouldnt be treated like a mug after slaving my arse off over a cooker to try and treat her. The words "ungtrateful bitch" would have been involved at some point.

Dante, mate, you cant make someone fall in love with you, it just happens. If she is not 100% all in after 6 months then you have to ask, does she want this as much as you do? If the answer to this question is 'no' or 'not sure'...then sorry dude but its never going to work. Both people have to want it to work, if they dont, then there is no point continuing half arsed.

Im with Eames on this one mate. Saying stuff like that after 6 months aint a good sign mate. If she was comfortable with you she wouldnt need her own space. Sorry mate, i know you dont want to hear it but its just the way i see it. Just a mate giving a mate his honest thought....as we all are.

To check for tuberculosis i believe mate.

eh? are you saying that you are not allowed to get married in turkey if you have epilepsy? and that they test everyone before getting married for this condition (amongst others)? Not sure about Turkey mate (i assume its the same as Mexico), but we have to get tested for the following before we can get married... AIDS Syphilis Proof that we are not related! Also got to have the chest x-ray. If you fail any of the above, you cant get married, applies to locals also.