wiggyrichard

So whats that say in English? If i play Black Ops online 3 days early...the FBI are gonna hunt my ass down?

Isnt that just some sort of Calzone?

Pate on crusty toast so thick you have to cook it under the grill with arseloads (which is according to Chindie a tad less than shitloads but still lots) of real butter!

Yes, its on general release on the 9th, but...me and a few of the other lads on here won a mega world wide competition and are getting our copies on the 6th! *we actually just know a store owner who will shift a few through the back door when he gets his shipment on the 6th

Getting excited now! Roll on the 6th November!

Eye contact is important, dont stare them down but then again dont look at the floor when talking. A good handshake, dont try and break their hand tho. Be 10 minutes early, shows punctuality. Dont babble and go off track, stick to the question asked. Shirt, tie & trousers will be fine. Whats it for?

I cant believe how much my little boy is growing up, 3 months old on Monday. It really is scary how fast the time goes.

Anyone else think the burgers in the advert at the top of the screen look amazing?

Ive got a couple of grey hairs...not good!

What a tit!

Nope...Just a noob! :winkold:

These 33 miners are going to become minted $$$ for being trapped underground for a couple of days! And a free pair of Oakley's!

Yeah...Petrov is still fit!

Not got a good feeling, no doubt Terry will make a miraculous recovery and play. 0-2 Chelsea. Sorry guys, i just think they are just too strong for us.

Think this best goes in here...

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod

There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door (which is just outside Guadalajara). As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree, off in the distance. As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts. "Hey, Pepe" says the first bloke (Don Pedro). "ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!" "You're right, amigo!" says Pepe. So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?" With his dying breath Pepe calls out.... "Ugh, run,amigo, run!! ees not a Bacon Tree" . . . ."ees... a.... Ham bush"

That is brilliant!

You forgot the smiley Phumf...are you being serious?

The coconut breaker...

Is that Yoko Ono?

Gatta agree, Fosters is rank. Carling all the way.

Its a fox dressed as a cat.

Nope. That would be a fox mucka. Cats bury their shit.