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The gaffer has just informed us that it is upto us if we take Friday off to play golf, sorry...watch the wedding, but it will be without pay! Tosser! :x

Tis true

Solar powered garden lights

Im pretty sure Bof had exactly the same problem but i think it was with PaddyPower. Are you trying to withdraw to a different card? I think you can only withdraw to the card you made a deposit with.

I won £26 on Sunday for coming 1st in my golf comp, then bagged another £6 for getting a 2 on my card!

When frying bacon and the fat on the bacon goes crispy and brown but the bacon itself stays pinkish/brown...that makes me happy.

Billy Bear does it 3 times a night!

They have Balti's all around they country dont they?

28 is young to an old man. 28 is old to a child. At 28 I still felt pretty young, I have to say. You're only maybe a third of the way through life. Very true when you look at it like that.

Actually what you are seeing is a result of Physics. The frailty of the old lady cannot probably be seen due to the many layers of hand knitted cardigans they are wearing, only worn outside whatever the weather so that they get the benefit. The displacement of the air from your near light speed travel in your Citroen Saxo, displaces sufficient air to buffet the said old lady and make her arms move in an action that resembles a drunk electrician standing in a bowl of water barefooted, while holding the live wire of a newly fitted Chinese table lamp. So the moral of the story is ignore the disco dancing Grandma and concentrate on the road young man ! I dont drive a Saxo and 28 isnt young but still. Very good sir

People (especially little old ladies) who are walking their dog or what not and wave their arms at you to slow down as you go past in your car.

Very good Mike And i bet as you proof read it you did so in a mysterious Lord Of The Rings like narrator voice?

@ The fact you thought it was just a piss up!

This. Three women in my house, all planning to watch it. **** sake. Just me and a crate of beer out in the shed, then. AGM at the golf club for me.

The missus assuming that i was actually going to sit with her and watch the Royal Wedding!

Ouch!

Hmmm. Do you have any pets, Wiggy? 2 cats mate, why? Just that I sort of agree with you, and sort of don't. I mean pets DO become part of the family in a way - ours do anyway. But it's true that some people take it to stupid lengths, to the point where they value their pets MORE than human beings, which I think is wrong. Thats what im on about mate, it really really pisses me off. And i dont buy into all this 'the dog loves me' thing, it loves you because you feed it, it roles over because you feed it, it plays fetch because you feed it!

Hmmm. Do you have any pets, Wiggy? 2 cats mate, why?

On a similar note... People who treat pets as a family member, its an animal not a child.

Guilty conscience Wiggy? Don't worry, you're not famous enough for them to care! Haha, not that mate. Just pisses me off how they take great pleasure in ruining other peoples lives.

Newspapers who keep dropping people in the shit for having affairs.

Who's playing in the middle for us?

I have a nasty feeling you're talking about some ghastly remake. I think Wiggy is talking about the Adam Sandler remake Mike. You're right about it being ghastly too. As a Capra fan it's best avoided. Never seen the original directed by Frank but the one with Sandler in is very fuuny.

Mr Deeds is hilarious!